Stay At Home Humor

[Brett]

 

[Tank]

 

[geist1223]

From a Friend.

 

[geist1223]

 

[Tank]

The easiest way to enforce social distancing is to wear your underwear on your face. I don't even care if he washed them because I'm not getting anywhere near him

I think I would utilize a chocolate “Streak”
would smell good all day yet effective

Dave

 

[plpgma]

During the middle ages
they celebrated the end
of Plagues with Wine
and Orgies.

Anybody know if they
are planning this when
COVID-19 finally ends?​

(Asking for a friend)

I've got a date on my calendar and have already bought the goodies -- so feel free to drop by at your pleasure (sorry if you don't have the details of when & where)!

 

[plpgma]

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Much to the chagrin of his cat!

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Tank]

 

[geist1223]

Entitled “Karen” Mistakes Customer For An Employee, He Makes The Situation Hilarious For Himself

Even if this guy says he has a retailer's face, it doesn't make it okay for a rude lady to command him to get her the eyelash curlers. But the serial do you work here? recipient knows the game all too well.

www.boredpanda.com

 

[Tank]

I got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down .....

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:

“It’s coming out!!!!!”
“I can’t hold it any longer!!!!!”
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”

Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE

And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”‍‍‍‍‍‍‍

He started laughing
I looked like I was about to cry

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”‍‍‍‍

I said “So...... You're not pooping ?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.

OMG
This kid is my hero ‍

 

[Theiggy]

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[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[bluehende]

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Ken555]

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[Tank]

Just have fun!

 

[Karen G]

Life After Quarantine - I can relate to this:

 

[Tank]

 

[isisdave]

This isn't supposed to be funny, but in some tragic way it is:

 

[Ken555]

 

[Cornell]

“Hmmm,” Cypress Cove management mused in a recent Twitter post, “If you’re wearing a face mask, are you really nude?”

You Can Leave Your Mask On: Nudists Wear Just One Item in Covid Times

At some clothing-optional destinations, masks aren’t optional—presenting issues with tan lines and logistics. ‘We don’t have pockets.’

www.wsj.com