Stay At Home Humor

[Ken555]

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[Ken555]

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[Ken555]

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

a memorable Chapelle satire that hasn't lost a bit of relevance since it aired 16 years ago. Uncensored - so NSFW.

 

[pedro47]

a memorable Chapelle satire that hasn't lost a bit of relevance since it aired 16 years ago. Uncensored - so NSFW.

Cold and Cutting IMHO.

 

[pedro47]

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This person could be infecting their eyes. IMO.

 

[Ken555]

 

[clifffaith]

Nation’s cats begin moving to offices as more people permanently work from home

 

[isisdave]

After looking around town for three months,
Donald finally got a job at the zoo. They
were short on gorillas, so he had to dress up
in a hairy gorilla suit. He really didn’t mind,
though; and actually he had a lot of fun. One
day he got a little carried away when, in front
of a large group of people, he took a running
jump for the trapeze at the end of his cage
and missed it, tumbling down into the lion’s
den. He didn’t know what to do except cry out
HELP! The lion said, “Shut up or we’ll both
be fired!”

 

[Passepartout]

My Hobbies include:
Eating.

And Complaining about being Fat.​

 

[moonstone]

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!

 

[Passepartout]

Sure, Don't wear a Mask!
Just remember: The Next Group
of Interns Starts next Week.

And their last Semester of
Med School was online!​

 

[Tank]

 

[Passepartout]

During the middle ages
they celebrated the end
of Plagues with Wine
and Orgies.

Anybody know if they
are planning this when
COVID-19 finally ends?​

(Asking for a friend)

 

[Karen G]

Safety meeting at work:

They asked me "what steps would you take in the event of a fire?"

"Really big ones" was apparently not the right answer.

 

[JanT]

How ironic.

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[pedro47]

Ok folks where is DaveNV?

 

[Tank]

Might offend someone
changed it


other Dave

 

[Tank]

 

[geist1223]

Ok folks where is DaveNV?

I believe he is in transit between Washington and Mesquite NV.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

More Chapelle: goodness - Wu-Tang Financial. (Uncensored and NSFW). Also backstory for the "diversify y'all bonds" line in the Racial Draft episode.

 

[moonstone]

 

[Theiggy]

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[Jan M.]

 

[billymach4]