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After looking around town for three months,
Donald finally got a job at the zoo. They
were short on gorillas, so he had to dress up
in a hairy gorilla suit. He really didn’t mind,
though; and actually he had a lot of fun. One
day he got a little carried away when, in front
of a large group of people, he took a running
jump for the trapeze at the end of his cage
and missed it, tumbling down into the lion’s
den. He didn’t know what to do except cry out
HELP! The lion said, “Shut up or we’ll both
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!
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