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Stay At Home Humor

T_R_Oglodyte

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a memorable Chapelle satire that hasn't lost a bit of relevance since it aired 16 years ago. Uncensored - so NSFW.

 

Ken555

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Westin Kierland
Sheraton Desert Oasis

isisdave

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Marriott Waiohai
After looking around town for three months,
Donald finally got a job at the zoo. They
were short on gorillas, so he had to dress up
in a hairy gorilla suit. He really didn’t mind,
though; and actually he had a lot of fun. One
day he got a little carried away when, in front
of a large group of people, he took a running
jump for the trapeze at the end of his cage
and missed it, tumbling down into the lion’s
den. He didn’t know what to do except cry out
HELP! The lion said, “Shut up or we’ll both
be fired!”
 

moonstone

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The Beach Club at St. Augustine Beach, FL (1 floating week, purchased in 1982)

77,000 RCI points (Sunrise Ridge Resort, TN)
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!
 

Passepartout

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Sure, Don't wear a Mask!
Just remember: The Next Group
of Interns Starts next Week.

And their last Semester of
Med School was online!
 

Passepartout

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During the middle ages
they celebrated the end
of Plagues with Wine
and Orgies.

Anybody know if they
are planning this when

COVID-19 finally ends?
(Asking for a friend)
 

Karen G

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Once owned these: FirstFairway@Walden X 2; Lawai Beach; ManhattanClub; PuebloBonitoRose; 4 South Africa--now timeshare-free
Safety meeting at work:

They asked me "what steps would you take in the event of a fire?"

"Really big ones" was apparently not the right answer.
 

Tank

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HICV South Beach Myrtle Beach
HICV Lake Geneva
HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
Might offend someone
changed it


other Dave:shrug:
 

T_R_Oglodyte

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More Chapelle: goodness - Wu-Tang Financial. (Uncensored and NSFW). Also backstory for the "diversify y'all bonds" line in the Racial Draft episode.

 

moonstone

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77,000 RCI points (Sunrise Ridge Resort, TN)

Jan M.

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Tamarac, FL
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Wyndham Presidential Reserve at Panama City Beach
Club Wyndham Access
Grandview Las Vegas and Discovery Beach Resort - Both in RCI Points
Woodstone and Summit at Massanutten - Both in RCI weeks used as Wyndham PICs
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