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Stay At Home Humor

Tank

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The easiest way to enforce social distancing is to wear your underwear on your face. I don't even care if he washed them because I'm not getting anywhere near him :eek:

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I think I would utilize a chocolate “Streak” :poop:
would smell good all day yet effective

Dave
 

plpgma

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During the middle ages
they celebrated the end
of Plagues with Wine
and Orgies.

Anybody know if they
are planning this when

COVID-19 finally ends?
(Asking for a friend)
I've got a date on my calendar and have already bought the goodies -- so feel free to drop by at your pleasure (sorry if you don't have the details of when & where)!
 

geist1223

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Worldmark 97,000 Credits
DRI Cabo Azul 50,500
Royal Solaris San Jose del Cabo

Tank

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HICV Gatlinburg
HICV Orange Lake Kissemee
I got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down .....

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:

“It’s coming out!!!!!”
“I can’t hold it any longer!!!!!”
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”

Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE

And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”‍♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️

He started laughing
I looked like I was about to cry

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”‍♀️♀️♀️♀️

I said “So...... You're not pooping ?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.

OMG
This kid is my hero ‍♀️
 

Theiggy

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Tank

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HICV Gatlinburg
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Jan M.

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Wyndham Presidential Reserve at Panama City Beach
Club Wyndham Access
Grandview Las Vegas and Discovery Beach Resort - Both in RCI Points
Woodstone and Summit at Massanutten - Both in RCI weeks used as Wyndham PICs

Jan M.

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Wyndham Presidential Reserve at Panama City Beach
Club Wyndham Access
Grandview Las Vegas and Discovery Beach Resort - Both in RCI Points
Woodstone and Summit at Massanutten - Both in RCI weeks used as Wyndham PICs

Ken555

TUG Review Crew: Veteran
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Westin Kierland
Sheraton Desert Oasis
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Karen G

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Once owned these: FirstFairway@Walden X 2; Lawai Beach; ManhattanClub; PuebloBonitoRose; 4 South Africa--now timeshare-free
Life After Quarantine - I can relate to this:
 

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“Hmmm,” Cypress Cove management mused in a recent Twitter post, “If you’re wearing a face mask, are you really nude?”

 
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