An idea for presentations....

[jont]

Settle down there Buck Naked!!!

Good idea! I think i'll take a steam.

 

[Fasttr]

Good idea! I think i'll take a steam.

No steam!!!!!

 

[jont]

No steam!!!!!

It's those damn culottes you made him wear when he was five!

 

[Fasttr]

It's those damn culottes you made him wear when he was five!

6:30, jont. Time for your sponge bath.

 

[jont]

6:30, jont. Time for your sponge bath.

Not gonna happen. amanda14 went all over town and bought up all the sponges. Apparently, I'm not sponge worthy.

 

[Fasttr]

Not gonna happen. amanda14 went all over town and bought up all the sponges. Apparently, I'm not sponge worthy.

I thought that was SueDonJ back in post # 16. I heard that after that post, she had to re-evaluate her whole screening process.

 

[jont]

I thought that was SueDonJ back in post # 16. I heard that after that post, she had to re-evaluate her whole screening process.

You know, you're nuts with these sponges. jont is gettin' frustrated!

 

[Fasttr]

You know, you're nuts with these sponges. jont is gettin' frustrated!

Well, seems it's about time for Fasttr's lunch

Darn it it's ham & Cheese again and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. oh! she made it up with a cupcake though. Hey look at this. You know I got a new system for eating these things. `I used to peel off the chocolate now I turn them upside down, I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end.

 

[jont]

Well, seems it's about time for Fasttr's lunch

Darn it it's ham & Cheese again and she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me. oh! she made it up with a cupcake though. Hey look at this. You know I got a new system for eating these things. `I used to peel off the chocolate now I turn them upside down, I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end.

jont had a bout of Diverticulitis one time -- knocked jont right on his ass.

jont can’t even afford to go out to lunch. jont been eating in
a high school cafeterias. jont pretends to be a teacher. It's pathetic.

 

[Fasttr]

Do you realize, as of now, this Thread About Nothing has received 8,895 views. That's almost as impressive as THIS thread with 7,836 views as of now (and yes, I realize the fact that I am marketing dioxide45's deleted topic thread, I will be helping his overall view count).

Proves that overall, TUGgers are pretty bored and easily amused people in general.

Giddy Up!!!

 

[jont]

Do you realize, as of now, this Thread About Nothing has received 8,895 views. That's almost as impressive as THIS thread with 7,836 views as of now (and yes, I realize the fact that I am marketing dioxide45's deleted topic thread, I will be helping his overall view count).

Proves that overall, TUGgers are pretty bored and easily amused people in general.

Giddy Up!!!

And 2 or 3 very crazy TUGgers in particular.

Actually, I never thought this thread would have lasted this long. I was expecting SueDonMishke to put the kibosh on this a long time ago.

 

[Fasttr]

And 2 or 3 very crazy TUGgers in particular.

Actually, I never thought this thread would have lasted this long. I was expecting SueDonMishke to put the kibosh on this a long time ago.

I'm committed till we get to 10K views....then I'll have to find something more sponge worthy!!!

 

[jont]

I'm committed till we get to 10K views....then I'll have to find something more sponge worthy!!!

As we rapidly reach our 9000th view, I thought it would be helpful to review with all our fans just exactly how all this nonsense started.
As I recall, I had sent pm’s to fasttr and amanda14 and the ensuing conversation went something like this:

jont: Hey
amanda14: Hey
jont: Who wants to have some fun?
fasttr: I do.
Amanda14: I do.
jont: Are you just sayin' you want to have fun or do you really want to have fun?!
fasttr: I really wanna have some fun.
amanda14: I'm just sayin' I wanna have some fun.
jont: Right now there are 180 Seinfeld scripts that I got off the internet on this flash drive. Why don't we log on to the Marriott tug forum and post them----------- ad naseum!
Now picture this……. we find a nice unsuspecting thread, we go to our keyboards, we hijack that thread, and the posts............ never end!
Amanda14: Come on. Ya wanna go to the tug lounge?
fasttr: Yeah, let me just check me email and I'll meet you at the tug lounge.
Amanda14: Yeah, the tug lounge.

 

[Fasttr]

As we rapidly reach our 9000th view, I thought it would be helpful to review with all our fans just exactly how all this nonsense started.
As I recall, I had sent pm’s to fasttr and amanda14 and the ensuing conversation went something like this:

jont: Hey
amanda14: Hey
jont: Who wants to have some fun?
fasttr: I do.
Amanda14: I do.
jont: Are you just sayin' you want to have fun or do you really want to have fun?!
fasttr: I really wanna have some fun.
amanda14: I'm just sayin' I wanna have some fun.
jont: Right now there are 180 Seinfeld scripts that I got off the internet on this flash drive. Why don't we log on to the Marriott tug forum and post them----------- ad naseum!
Now picture this……. we find a nice unsuspecting thread, we go to our keyboards, we hijack that thread, and the posts............ never end!
Amanda14: Come on. Ya wanna go to the tug lounge?
fasttr: Yeah, let me just check me email and I'll meet you at the tug lounge.
Amanda14: Yeah, the tug lounge.

As I recall, the initial concept started in February. Just let me ask you something. Is it "Febuary" or " February"? Because I prefer "Febuary" and what is this "ru"?

 

[jont]

Fasttr:I came to pick jont up for a doctor's appointment, he wasn't here.
I called the doctor, nobody knows where he is. He hasn't left the apartment
in twenty-five years!

 

[Fasttr]

Fasttr:I came to pick jont up for a doctor's appointment, he wasn't here. I called the doctor, nobody knows where he is. He hasn't left the apartment in twenty-five years!

amanda14: Well? I cashed the checks, the checks bounced and now my jont's missing!

 

[jont]

amanda14: Well? I cashed the checks, the checks bounced and now my jont's missing!

As long as you've got your checkbook out, how about forking a little
over to TUG? You read the forums, don't you? You don't want to be a
freeloader.

 

[Fasttr]

As long as you've got your checkbook out, how about forking a little
over to TUG? You read the forums, don't you? You don't want to be a
freeloader.

Oh, it's you. We were just posting about you. Listen, amanda14 doesn't want to read your posts. Nobody wants to read your posts, so why don't you just drop dead?

 

[jont]

Oh, it's you. We were just posting about you. Listen, amanda14 doesn't want to read your posts. Nobody wants to read your posts, so why don't you just drop dead?

I'm jont, I post on tug for a living, but there's no joking
about the posting crisis here at TUG. Our forums are open, so please post something.
This is not the only time this year we'll be asking for posts.
You've been enjoying fasttr's seinfeld posts so please post generously.

 

[Fasttr]

I'm jont, I post on tug for a living, but there's no joking
about the posting crisis here at TUG. Our forums are open, so please post something.
This is not the only time this year we'll be asking for posts.
You've been enjoying fasttr's seinfeld posts so please post generously.

I was promised tote bags after 2000 posts and tote bags I shall have.

 

[jont]

Oh, it's you. We were just posting about you. Listen, amanda14 doesn't want to read your posts. Nobody wants to read your posts, so why don't you just drop dead?

oh dear...

 

[Fasttr]

jont, maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. TUGgers think I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald TUGger with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

 

[jont]

jont, maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. TUGgers think I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald TUGger with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

Ya gotta put on a show, ya always gotta give them a big show. You
always have to be 'on' otherwise why would they like me? They'd just go for a
better looking guy with more money.

 

[Fasttr]

Ya gotta put on a show, ya always gotta give them a big show. You
always have to be 'on' otherwise why would they like me? They'd just go for a
better looking guy with more money.

You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!

 

[Fasttr]

You know, jont's the only TUGger that's ever been accepted into gorilla society. And you know, once those gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade.