An idea for presentations....

[jont]

now for something completely different:
Earlier today I was hanging out at home eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery while watching the Yankee game. The camera cut to behind the yankee dugout where there was a woman wearing a Baltimore hat making some kind of commotion. suddenly a foul ball came flying in at some hipster doofus, he looked a little like Fasttr, and beaned him on the head, causing him to tumble into the dugout. i wonder if they will have a picture in tomorrow's newspaper of this incident?

 

[Fasttr]

now for something completely different:
Earlier today I was hanging out at home eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery while watching the Yankee game. The camera cut to behind the yankee dugout where there was a woman wearing a Baltimore hat making some kind of commotion. suddenly a foul ball came flying in at some hipster doofus, he looked a little like Fasttr, and beaned him on the head, causing him to tumble into the dugout. i wonder if they will have a picture in tomorrow's newspaper of this incident?

That's oddly coincidental, because I was watching the TV coverage today of the Connecticut Open from the Yale tennis center and before one of the cutaways to a commercial, they zoomed in on a short balding guy, he looked a little like jont, he was at the snack bar eating a hot fudge sundae. He had it all over his face. He was wearing that chocolate on his face like a beard and they got in there real nice and tight.

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[jont]

Eh, listen Fasttr, I got a message from Dr. Van Nostrand and he says it might be wise to you to see another doctor about that mole.

 

[Fasttr]

In another thread, I was commenting on all the great activities at Ocean Pointe. One thing I saw there that I haven't seen at any of the other MVC resorts, was the ability to check out one of those paddles with the ball and the rubber band. You know, my friend Bob Sacamano made a fortune off of those. See he came up with the idea for the rubber band. Before that, people would just hit the ball, and it would fly away.

 

[Fasttr]

Eh, listen Fasttr, I got a message from Dr. Van Nostrand and he says it might be wise to you to see another doctor about that mole.

No worries, I have a picture taken 10 years ago. That mole looks exactly as it does today. So, there's no cause for concern, eh?

Actually, funny thing about that photo. We were at the Grande Ocean beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by (he looked a lot like jont). When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear shaped loser.

 

[jont]

Fasttr, you see where that glass is?

How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole

table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so

half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that

glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the

carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag,

broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you

can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and

knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and

then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin'

barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill

yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is

it? .. Do you?

 

[Fasttr]

Fasttr, you see where that glass is?

How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole

table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so

half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that

glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the

carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag,

broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you

can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and

knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and

then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin'

barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill

yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is

it? .. Do you?

One more peep out of you and I'll slice you up like a smoked sturgeon.

 

[jont]

That's oddly coincidental, because I was watching the TV coverage today of the Connecticut Open from the Yale tennis center and before one of the cutaways to a commercial, they zoomed in on a short balding guy, he looked a little like jont, he was at the snack bar eating a hot fudge sundae. He had it all over his face. He was wearing that chocolate on his face like a beard and they got in there real nice and tight.

.

It's hard to understand. Because I've been doing everything I
normally do. I've been watching my diet very carefully. I
exercise regularly. My only indulgence, I guess, would be that
I eat a lot of frozen yogurt. But it's non-fat.

 

[Fasttr]

There's a clothing store on Worth avenue in West Palm. They've got a mannequin in there that looks exactly like amanda14. It's uncanny! It's like they chopped off her arms and legs, dipped her in plastic, and screwed her back all together, and stuck her on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite.

 

[Fasttr]

It's hard to understand. Because I've been doing everything I
normally do. I've been watching my diet very carefully. I
exercise regularly. My only indulgence, I guess, would be that
I eat a lot of frozen yogurt. But it's non-fat.

Oh, my god. They got jont and he doesn't even know it.

 

[jont]

Well it was a big salad. And what i would like to know is, how does fasttr, a person who has nothing to do with the big salad claim responsibility for that salad and accept the thank you under false pretenses - ah - ah?

 

[jont]

Mr. Fasttr, just about every week some brash young hothead like
yourself saunters in here talking about better trust points and snazzier bundle packages, well, fact is we feel things are fine the way they are.

 

[jont]

There's a clothing store on Worth avenue in West Palm. They've got a mannequin in there that looks exactly like amanda14. It's uncanny! It's like they chopped off her arms and legs, dipped her in plastic, and screwed her back all together, and stuck her on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite.

Listen Natasha... I wouldn't be caught dead wearing your crummy euro-trash rags.

 

[Fasttr]

Well it was a big salad. And what i would like to know is, how does fasttr, a person who has nothing to do with the big salad claim responsibility for that salad and accept the thank you under false pretenses - ah - ah?

You could go to Reggie's and get 2 small salads.... and a Sanka.

 

[amanda14]

You could go to Reggie's and get 2 small salads.... and a Sanka.

It’s a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.

 

[Fasttr]

Mr. Fasttr, just about every week some brash young hothead like
yourself saunters in here talking about better trust points and snazzier bundle packages, well, fact is we feel things are fine the way they are.

Bosco to that I say!!!

 

[Fasttr]

Where's Susie? She is The Best.

I'm surprised Susie hasn't posted to this thread.

I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the TUG board. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was Pretty Good.

 

[jont]

Bosco to that I say!!!

That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone.
Finished. Over. I will never post for you again. Look at you.
You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You
are a laughingstock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at
you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit!

 

[jont]

Where's Susie? She is The Best.

I'm surprised Susie hasn't posted to this thread.

I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the TUG board. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was Pretty Good.

You know, it's amazing Peterman hasn't fired that dolt.

She practically ran the company into the ground.

 

[Fasttr]

That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone.
Finished. Over. I will never post for you again. Look at you.
You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You
are a laughingstock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at
you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit!

You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner and you'll always be a loser.

 

[Fasttr]

Yes, I'm causing dissent. Stirring the pot. Getting people to question the whole rotten MVC system.

 

[jont]

You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner and you'll always be a loser.

I'd like to welcome back into the fold our little
shrimpy friend, Fasttr who, although he didn't really have a
very good year -- how you blew that Ocean pointe thread, I'll never know. But,
hey, what the hell, huh? We've always enjoyed his antics around the
forum.Heh heh. Anything you wanna add to this?

 

[Fasttr]

I'd like to welcome back into the fold our little
shrimpy friend, Fasttr who, although he didn't really have a
very good year -- how you blew that Ocean pointe thread, I'll never know. But,
hey, what the hell, huh? We've always enjoyed his antics around the
forum.Heh heh. Anything you wanna add to this?

So, this morning I sign on to TUG to check your posts out. I figure by this time, the odor molecules have had at least twelve hours to de-smellify. I open this thread, like a punch in the face, the stench hits me-- it's almost as if the smelliness of your posts gained strength throughout the night...

 

[Fasttr]

Hey jont. Did I hear that you signed up for a sales presentation already for your upcoming stay at Sunset Pointe?

I'm telling you right now jont, this guy's gonna dangle that Trust points package in front of you like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot in front of a mule.

 

[jont]

Hey jont. Did I hear that you signed up for a sales presentation already for your upcoming stay at Sunset Pointe?

I'm telling you right now jont, this guy's gonna dangle that Trust points package in front of you like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot in front of a mule.

you tell them sums if Bi!che$ down in Hilton Head jont is never going to their presentations!