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An idea for presentations....

you tell them sums if Bi!che$ down in Hilton Head jont is never going to their presentations!

jont! jont!, get a hold of yourself!
 
So, this morning I sign on to TUG to check your posts out. I figure by this time, the odor molecules have had at least twelve hours to de-smellify. I open this thread, like a punch in the face, the stench hits me-- it's almost as if the smelliness of your posts gained strength throughout the night...


OK amanda14, the first thing we're gonna do is flush the follicles with the
five essential oils. Then, we put you under a vapour machine,
and then a heated cap. Then, we shampoo and shampoo and
condition and condition. Then, we saturate the hair in diluted
vinegar-- two parts vinegar, 10 parts water. Now, if that
doesn't work, we have one last resort. Trust points!
 
jont....I'll never forget the great story you tell about that one sales presentation you and amanda14 went on…the one where the Closer, Keith something, spit on you.

As I recall, jont, you now hate the guy and amanda14 despises him. As amanda14 tells it, something happened that changed you both in a deep and profound way from that day forward.

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for my fellow TUGgers as I've heard this story a number of times.

According to your story the Closer passes you and starts walking out of your sales rep’s area after you said no to buying Trust points. Then jont you say you were struck on the right temple. As I recall, you yelled, "He spit on us".... and screamed out, "I'm hit!". The spit then proceeds to ricochet off jont’s temple striking amanda14 between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit amanda14 in the right wrist causing her to drop her Marriott Vacation Club cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid-air mind you, makes a left turn and lands on amanda14’s left thigh. That is one magic luggie.
 
jont....I'll never forget the great story you tell about that one sales presentation you and amanda14 went on…the one where the Closer, Keith something, spit on you.

As I recall, jont, you now hate the guy and amanda14 despises him. As amanda14 tells it, something happened that changed you both in a deep and profound way from that day forward.

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for my fellow TUGgers as I've heard this story a number of times.

According to your story the Closer passes you and starts walking out of your sales rep’s area after you said no to buying Trust points. Then jont you say you were struck on the right temple. As I recall, you yelled, "He spit on us".... and screamed out, "I'm hit!". The spit then proceeds to ricochet off jont’s temple striking amanda14 between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit amanda14 in the right wrist causing her to drop her Marriott Vacation Club cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid-air mind you, makes a left turn and lands on amanda14’s left thigh. That is one magic luggie.

nice post pretty boy!
 
Hey ! You want to go see "The Velvet Fog".

I hear he's singing at a charity event at the Marriott tonight.

Fasttr wants to go. Fasttr enjoys music. You can't keep Fasttr away.
 
Hey ! You want to go see "The Velvet Fog".

I hear he's singing at a charity event at the Marriott tonight.

Fasttr wants to go. Fasttr enjoys music. You can't keep Fasttr away.

"When you're smiling, When you're smiling...

The whole world smiles with you...

When you're laughin', When you're laughin'

The sun comes shining through

But when you're crying, You bring on the rain

So stop that sign. Be happy again

Keep on smiling , 'cause when you're smiling

The whole world smiles with yooooouuuuuuu

The whole world smiles with ..yoooooouuuuu
 
Well you know, all you guys ever do is sit around the tug forum
posting, sit around Fasttr's timeshare , posting. Frankly, I don't know
how you can stand it. I’ll see you.
 
Well! I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking thread every ten minutes to pore over the, excruciating minutia, of every, single, Seinfeld show.....
 
It just dawned on me... this is a game of thread domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
 
It just dawned on me... this is a game of thread domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
You said keep your threads out of focus, which is misleading. You want DEEP focus!
 
It's all Fasttr's fault!
Fasttr and amanda14!
All that Seinfeld talk. He did a Seinfeld post, she didn't do a seinfeld post. Seinfeld this, Seinfeld that.
I got so focused on it. I started to panic and boom, I lost it.
I tried everything to post elsewhere. I just couldn't.
'Please help me to post something else! :bawl:
 
Well, Fasttr it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm, that's what led to jont's downfall.

You see Fasttr, jont was a simple weeks owner. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of TUG diplomacy and seinfeld postings.
 
Well, Fasttr it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm, that's what led to jont's downfall.

You see Fasttr, jont was a simple weeks owner. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of TUG diplomacy and seinfeld postings.

Ok Billy Mumphrey. That episode was on TBS last night....I think that's cheating!!!

Go eat a Mackinaw Peach.
 
jont.... not sure if I mentioned the amazing thing I saw poolside at Ocean Pointe when I was there a couple weeks ago. There was this gymnast, she appeared to be Romanian, who did this amazing routine, teetering along the very edge of the Cobia pool. I remember saying to my wife as it was happening....

Look at the height, the extension! Now watch the tuck. Handstand, half-turn, giant into a straddle, back into another handstand. Nice kip. Reverse hecht. Oh, nice leg extension, good form! Now, here comes the big dismount. Look at the rotation, full in, double back, and she sticks the landing!

It was as if I was at the '84 Olympiad.

.
 
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jont.... not sure if I mentioned the amazing thing I saw poolside at Ocean Pointe when I was there a couple weeks ago. There was this gymnast, she appeared to be Romanian, who did this amazing routine, teetering along the very edge of the Cobia pool. I remember saying to my wife as it was happening....

Look at the height, the extension! Now watch the tuck. Handstand, half-turn, giant into a straddle, back into another handstand. Nice kip. Reverse hecht. Oh, nice leg extension, good form! Now, here comes the big dismount. Look at the rotation, full in, double back, and she sticks the landing!

It was as if I was at the '84 Olympiad.

.
That episode was also on TBS this week. you fasttr are no comedian
 
Ok Billy Mumphrey. That episode was on TBS last night....I think that's cheating!!!

Go eat a Mackinaw Peach.

What's today? the 28th? yes one more day to get the Mackinaws.

who needs TBS reruns? I got them constantly replaying in my head 24/7.:eek:
 
What's today? the 28th? yes one more day to get the Mackinaws.

who needs TBS reruns? I got them constantly replaying in my head 24/7.:eek:

I mean the problem is that the good posters, like you jont, know they're good. And they know they're in such demand they're just not interested in confining themselves to one thread. So we end up with you hijacking Puck's thread. We're looking for posters here that are between good and mediocre. No, maybe this thread needs posters who have nothing, somebody who just has to appreciate posting here because he's so desperate.
 
I mean the problem is that the good posters, like you jont, know they're good. And they know they're in such demand they're just not interested in confining themselves to one thread. So we end up with you hijacking Puck's thread. We're looking for posters here that are between good and mediocre. No, maybe this thread needs posters who have nothing, somebody who just has to appreciate posting here because he's so desperate.

I'm not hijacking Puck's thread to the airport!

not there's anything wrong with that.
 
I'm not hijacking Puck's thread to the airport!

not there's anything wrong with that.

Settle down there Buck Naked!!!
 
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