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Fasttr said:
You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!
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Well It's a long story. I- I don't like to talk about it, but I swore then that I would never work for the big timeshare developers. See, all they care about is money. I'm about more than money, I'm about people, always gone my own way and I've never looked back.
 
jont said:
Well It's a long story. I- I don't like to talk about it, but I swore then that I would never work for the big timeshare developers. See, all they care about is money. I'm about more than money, I'm about people, always gone my own way and I've never looked back.
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Well, you are not functioning the way you normally do. You seem depressed. You've lost your appetite. You've even curtailed your autoerotic activities. And we think this is directly related to the altercation you had with SueDonJ the other day.
 
Fasttr said:
You know, jont's the only TUGger that's ever been accepted into gorilla society. And you know, once those gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade.
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Oh. Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a
snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.
 
Fasttr said:
Well, you are not functioning the way you normally do. You seem depressed. You've lost your appetite. You've even curtailed your autoerotic activities. And we think this is directly related to the altercation you had with SueDonJ the other day.
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Fasttr, this is the way marriott society functions. Aren't you a part of marriott
society? Because if you don't want to be a part of marriott society, Fasttr why don't you just get on your keyboard and move to the Disney forum !
 
jont said:
Fasttr, this is the way marriott society functions. Aren't you a part of marriott
society? Because if you don't want to be a part of marriott society, Fasttr why don't you just get on your keyboard and move to the Disney forum !
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Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the Fasttr? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you to make great follow up posts.
 
Fasttr said:
Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the Fasttr? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you to make great follow up posts.
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Sid Fasttr?! You're having dinner with a tug poster?
 
jont....I'm afraid that some of our post may be very close to violating TUG posting rules and SueDonJ may step in. We need a signal if either of us senses that happening. A signal, right, erm, OK, er OK, the signal is, I'll call out 'Tippy toe!'
 
Fasttr said:
jont....I'm afraid that some of our post may be very close to violating TUG posting rules and SueDonJ may step in. We need a signal if either of us senses that happening. A signal, right, erm, OK, er OK, the signal is, I'll call out 'Tippy toe!'
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you know Fastr, all this posting is really beginning to affect my hands. they have become so strained with.. overuse, that they have locked into a deformed position, and have become nothing but a claw. I've been seeking
a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing has helped. They have become so frozen I am unable to manipulate the keyboard. any sugestions? :confused::
 
jont said:
you know Fastr, all this posting is really beginning to affect my hands. they have become so strained with.. overuse, that they have locked into a deformed position, and have become nothing but a claw. I've been seeking
a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing has helped. They have become so frozen I am unable to manipulate the keyboard. any sugestions? :confused::
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Not sure, but I do know that stress is very damaging to the epidermis!

I bet prior to your deformity, you could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of your own hand..
 
Hey, look at Fasttr. He's givin' it to jont-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language?
 
This posting..........is making me thirsty!
 
jont said:
This posting..........is making me thirsty!
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You know what, you can liquefy a cookie. Put a few cookies in a blender and you could drink it.

That may help.
 
Fasttr said:
You know what, you can liquefy a cookie. Put a few cookies in a blender and you could drink it.

That may help.
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yankee bean..... yankee bean......i... like ....my........y. a. n. keee. bean
 
jont said:
yankee bean..... yankee bean......i... like ....my........y. a. n. keee. bean
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Look jont...I have a wonderful time when I'm posting here with you, wonderful!

But at this point in my life, I'm not really sure that I'm ready to make a commitment to one thread.
 
Fasttr said:
Look jont...I have a wonderful time when I'm posting here with you, wonderful!

But at this point in my life, I'm not really sure that I'm ready to make a commitment to one thread.
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Easy, Fasttr. Steady. You wouldn't want to lose your cool at a time like this.
Because right now, I'm the only chance you've got.
 
jont said:
Easy, Fasttr. Steady. You wouldn't want to lose your cool at a time like this.
Because right now, I'm the only chance you've got.
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You really think you can manipulate a beautiful young TUGger like the half-soused nighttime TUG readers that lap up your inane posts?
 
Writing posts about Marriott timeshares on TUG don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you fasttr, is who's putting your
pants on?
 
fasttr and amanda14.......was wondering if you happened to see this little blurb in the Post today:

"famed New York comedian, tv star and timeshare enthusiast Jerry Seinfeld has become very upset by the constant and incessant posting about his former hit TV show 'Seinfeld" by some mental defectives on the TUG Marriott forum. It was reported that Seinfeld said he would never read or post on TUG ever again. When reached for comment, the visibly agitated Seinfeld said "I'm a little freaked out!"


I didn't even know Jerry was a tugger.
 
I've been thinking about a trip to MOC to see what GregT's been yada, yada'ing about in all of his posts....but you know, Hawaii could be a little tricky right now, there's a lot of high pressure winds down there this time of year, there's a lot of debris constantly flying around. Wood, and uh, lava, pretty dangerous.
 
Fasttr said:
I've been thinking about a trip to MOC to see what GregT's been yada, yada'ing about in all of his posts....but you know, Hawaii could be a little tricky right now, there's a lot of high pressure winds down there this time of year, there's a lot of debris constantly flying around. Wood, and uh, lava, pretty dangerous.
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I think Greg may be angry with Tim Whatley, yada yada yada he is an anti dentite
 
I just watched Triple Crown winner American Pharaoh lose in the Travers Stakes. Wow...too bad. He should have been like Jerry and when asked if he would run again, his owners should have said....

I choose not to run!


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This is sort of embarrassing, but when I was reading the thread about the new deal that MVC is rolling out, enabling post 2010 resale weeks to be enrolled in the DC with a fixed points purchase, I got so excited....I think it moved. It may have moved, I don't know. It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
 
fasttr, Well, I talked to SueDon J, and, uh, I've thought it over, and, you
know, my apology was sarcastic, and rude, and you deserve
much better.
 
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