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jont said:
fasttr, Well, I talked to SueDon J, and, uh, I've thought it over, and, you
know, my apology was sarcastic, and rude, and you deserve
much better.
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Well, thank you very much. I'm telling you, one more day stinkbreath!
 
When I was at Ocean Pointe a few weeks back, I did a fair amount of walking through the surrounding neighborhood and noticed a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
 
Fasttr, I would be honored if you would be my guest for dinner tonight at the Mariott corporate sales center. there will be girls there and, I hear, some pretty good food. Of course the problem with parties is you invariably have to eat standing up which I don't care for but on the other hand I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either. Once when I was at a party, I put my plate on someone's piano. I assure you, if I had not been a tugger I would not have been able to get away with that one.
 
jont said:
Fasttr, I would be honored if you would be my guest for dinner tonight at the Mariott corporate sales center. there will be girls there and, I hear, some pretty good food. Of course the problem with parties is you invariably have to eat standing up which I don't care for but on the other hand I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either. Once when I was at a party, I put my plate on someone's piano. I assure you, if I had not been a tugger I would not have been able to get away with that one.
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You sound like a communist!!!

Hey, last year, didn't you take Miss Stafford, our voluptuous home room teacher, to that event?
 
jont....your posts are very funny. I mean, we're not stupid, right? We know when something's funny! Your posts cannot not be funny!
 
Fasttr said:
jont....your posts are very funny. I mean, we're not stupid, right? We know when something's funny! Your posts cannot not be funny!
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good news fasttr! your the reason for my 1260th post!

is this post funny?...........am I being funny now?
 
jont said:
good news fasttr! your the reason for my 1260th post!

is this post funny?...........am I being funny now?
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I'm snubbing you. You see? jont, you like that! Yes! I understand jont. The snub is good, jont loves the snub!
 
The problem with posting is that nobody stops you from saying the wrong thing. I think life would be a lot better if it was like you're always making a movie. You mess up, somebody just walks on the set, and stops the whole shot. You know what I mean? Think of the things you wish you could take back. You're out somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, that's not gonna work at all. Walk out the door, and come back in. Let's take this whole scene again. jont, think about what you're posting!
 
As if all of this isn't Bizarro World enough, I went looking for Seinfeld quotes about imposters (because whoever you whackos are talking to about lectures and apologies, it's not me!) and I found ...

wait for it ...

it's good, you'll like it ...

really good ...

three squares good if you know what I mean ...

there is a message board where folks who aren't the real Seinfeld characters pretend to be the real Seinfeld characters, use their names and everything, and have whole conversations verbatim from the show. Back in late 2004 there was a brouhaha because somebody new came in and started using "J Chiles" as a user name. So then they all ganged up on him yelling at him for being an imposter's imposter, defending the real imposter Jackie Chiles.

All that time wasted and all this writing to say, don't you ever wonder what the real Seinfeld characters think about all these websites with imposters playing them?
 
SueDonJ said:
As if all of this isn't Bizarro World enough, I went looking for Seinfeld quotes about imposters (because whoever you whackos are talking to about lectures and apologies, it's not me!) and I found ...

wait for it ...

it's good, you'll like it ...

really good ...

three squares good if you know what I mean ...

there is a message board where folks who aren't the real Seinfeld characters pretend to be the real Seinfeld characters, use their names and everything, and have whole conversations verbatim from the show. Back in late 2004 there was a brouhaha because somebody new came in and started using "J Chiles" as a user name. So then they all ganged up on him yelling at him for being an imposter's imposter, defending the real imposter Jackie Chiles.

All that time wasted and all this writing to say, don't you ever wonder what the real Seinfeld characters think about all these websites with imposters playing them?
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You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that. :D
 
SueDonJ said:
Dang, think I just lost the Water Pik.
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I have no choice but to recommend your prompt termination to the TUG board of directors, nothing short of the approval of TUGBrian himself will save you this time.
 
It recently occured to me that this thread is like a tennis match with lots of posts flying back and forth over the net. what this thread needs tho is a sort of "postboy" who can swoop in and remove all the nonfunny posts that fail to make it over the net. wadda think? should we conduct tryouts for a "postboy"?

btw: we can't have any have any men try out for this or we mignt end up with Newman
 
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Fasttr said:
I have no choice but to recommend your prompt termination to the TUG board of directors, nothing short of the approval of TUGBrian himself will save you this time.
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First you tell me to get a life, then you tell me you're trying to take away my life. You're not making sense!
 
SueDonJ said:
First you tell me to get a life, then you tell me you're trying to take away my life. You're not making sense!
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does anything in this thread at all remotely make any sense?
 
jont: No, man! Dont give up!

Fasttr: But I need to Jont! I need to,bad!

jont: Do you think that this’ll make you happy? ‘Cause it won’t!

Fasttr: (Walking away) Ah, you can just go on without me.

(Jont grabs him by the collar)

Jont: Listen to me. When that thread rolls into that TUG hall of shame, and that screen is blank, I want you to be there with me when everyone says, "jont and that other guy, oh, they went further to the left of sanity than anyone ever dreamed!"
 
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This thread is getting so close to 10,000 views.

I don't know if you should sit for this or not. Sitting is good if you faint, but standing is good for jumping up and down.. I can't decide.
 
Fasttr said:
This thread is getting so close to 10,000 views.

I don't know if you should sit for this or not. Sitting is good if you faint, but standing is good for jumping up and down.. I can't decide.
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Fasttr, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.
 
jont said:
So what kind of jail time are we looking at if we're caught?
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Well.....when you get to jail, you'll experience the perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella...just the right amount of grease on the joy stick...
 
I think its time to mix things up, start a new thread, and start quoting episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond!!!
 
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