Stay At Home Humor

[T_R_Oglodyte]

A buddy of mine called me up yesterday for help on something that was stumping him. I couldn't figure it out either so I thought maybe someone here could help.

He was out golfing and came home to an empty house. But his wife had left a note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother."

He opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold......... so can anyone help us figure out what the note is about??

 

[pedro47]

Happy Days Are Here Again, LOL.

 

[Tank]

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

I have no idea why this is meant to be funny. I'm not that young but I don't recognize the connection that you're trying to make. Perhaps you could explain for some of us "slower" people.

It's a political joke. Swap birch and john around. Look that up in Google. Then connect toilet to the results.

 

[Luanne]

 

[plpgma]

Birch is a type of wood. John is slang for bathroom.

It's also a play on the original name -- the correct name is 'The John Birch Society'

 

[Luanne]

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Paybacks, Mr. Retailer.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Laundry Tip.

Dave

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

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[geist1223]

Quarantine Laundry Tip.

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Dave

This reminds of of our Cat Yang (who passed on a little over 2 years ago) when he was a kitten. Whenever my then high school aged son would come over he would take his shoes off and leave them just inside that back door. Yang loved his teenage Boy's shoes. He would go over and stick his head inside a shoe. Then reach up with his 2 front paws and firmly grab the toe of the shoe and pull his head in further and purr.

 

[Rjbeach2003]

 

[dago]

Too funny...DH was annoying me with this routine just the other day!

Who's on first

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Shopping Infraction.

Dave

 

[BJRSanDiego]

Birch is a type of wood. John is slang for bathroom.

Oh.... I guess that I'm really slow or have dyslexia -- when I read it originally I read "John Birch" society, which is a very conservative organization. They are strong Constitutionalists. That is why I had a brain freeze. Thanks for helping me understand.

 

[BJRSanDiego]

It's a political joke. Swap birch and john around. Look that up in Google. Then connect toilet to the results.

Thanks. Duh on my part.

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Good News!

Dave

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Luanne]

 

[Tank]

 

[Jan M.]