Stay At Home Humor

[moonstone]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Joanna was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. The water had just reached boiling when her darling husband Rick walked in. She turned to him, and said, "Rick, you've got to make love to me -- This very moment."

Rick's eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then made love to her, right there in the kitchen.

As he finished, Joanna said, "Thanks,", straightened her clothes and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, Rick asked, "What was that all about?" Joanna explained, "The egg timer's broken!"

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Uh-Oh...

Dave

 

[mentalbreak]

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine patience has run out...

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine "Summer's a'comic'!"

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine oops.

[Duplicate meme posted]


Dave

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

Bet this was said way more than normal,,,

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine reality check.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine reality check.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Homeschooling Lesson.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Back-to-Work Dress Code.

When you hope nobody will notice...

Dave

 

[vacationtime1]

 

[Luanne]

 

[Luanne]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

deleted. Did not have anything political in mind when posting, but susceptible to other interpretations.

 

[DaveNV]

You'll date yourself if you get this .........

What's the more common name for the National Association for the Preservation of Wooden Toilet Seats?

Nope. Too young.

But it's clever, for sure.

Dave

 

[Luanne]

 

[Tank]

I see a wish ,,,

 

[mentalbreak]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

deleted - not humor

 

[mentalbreak]

Prince was a big part of the soundtrack of my life. My first unchaperoned date was dinner and driving to Graffiti Bridge in Eden Prairie, MN.

 

[BJRSanDiego]

You'll date yourself if you get this .........

What's the more common name for the National Association for the Preservation of Wooden Toilet Seats?
[Kudos if you don't need to scroll down for the answer..]
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The Birch John Society.

I have no idea why this is meant to be funny. I'm not that young but I don't recognize the connection that you're trying to make. Perhaps you could explain for some of us "slower" people.

 

[geist1223]

I have no idea why this is meant to be funny. I'm not that young but I don't recognize the connection that you're trying to make. Perhaps you could explain for some of us "slower" people.

Is there a Costco in Mesquite?

Birch is a type of wood. John is slang for bathroom.