Stay At Home Humor

[DaveNV]

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Dave

 

[DaveNV]

A Ship Captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.

He turns on his signal lamp and sends: "Change your course, 10 degrees West."

The light signals back: "Change yours, 10 degrees East."

The Captain gets a little annoyed. He signals: "I'm a US Navy Captain. You must change your course, Sir."

The light signals back: "I'm a Seaman First Class. You must change YOUR course, Sir."

Now the Captain is really mad. He signals: "I'm an Aircraft Carrier. I am NOT changing my course!"

The light signals back a final message: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

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Dave

 

[DaveNV]

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

"Yes, coach," replied the little boy.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together, as a team?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"

Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-ass decision, or that the coach is a shithead is it?"

"No, coach."

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”


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[moonstone]

~Diane

 

[Brett]

 

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[clifffaith]

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~Diane

I always over shop. So since I’d gotten Cliff to get down on all fours to slide the three paper/ribbon/bows containers out from under the bed (he can get back up, I can’t) I wrapped his Valentine’s gift and April birthday gift too. BTW his Xmas and Valentines pajama gifts were bought at after Xmas sales last January.

 

[pedro47]

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Dave

That is funny.

 

[pedro47]

A Ship Captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.

He turns on his signal lamp and sends: "Change your course, 10 degrees West."

The light signals back: "Change yours, 10 degrees East."

The Captain gets a little annoyed. He signals: "I'm a US Navy Captain. You must change your course, Sir."

The light signals back: "I'm a Seaman First Class. You must change YOUR course, Sir."

Now the Captain is really mad. He signals: "I'm an Aircraft Carrier. I am NOT changing my course!"

The light signals back a final message: "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

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Dave

Only a person in the Coast Guard or the Navy will understand this post. LOL

 

[pedro47]

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The city must be Washington, DC.

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[Talent312]

Only a person in the Coast Guard or the Navy will understand this post. LOL

I think a lot of peep can understand the paradox of
an unstoppable force meeting an immoveable object.
But in this case, we know which will yield.

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