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A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town
where Paul Newman and his family often visited.

One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After a brisk
five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone.
She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the
combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store:
Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee.

The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous
baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star struck woman smiled
demurely. Pull yourself together! She chides herself. You're a happily married woman
with three children, you're forty-five years old, not a teenager!

The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in
one hand and her change in the other. Then she went out the door, avoiding even a
glance in Paul Newman's direction.

When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her
other hand was empty. Where's my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store?
Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or
in a holder on the counter or something! No ice cream cone was in sight.

With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman. His face broke into his
familiar, warm, friendly grin and he said to the woman,

"You put it in your purse."

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Now. That was an outstanding answer.