Stay At Home Humor

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Tank]

 

[Brett]

 

[pedro47]

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That is so funny. That bear must be some kin to Yoga the Bear.

 

[Passepartout]

 

[Passepartout]

Seemed appropriate. Today would have been 'Sparky' Schultz' 100th birthday.

 

[Passepartout]

Another one in honor of Charles Schultz' 100th birthday. This time Calvin & Hobbes:

 

[pedro47]

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I think. I saw this in Rome a couple of years ago after a few glasses of vinos . LOL

 

[DaveNV]

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She asked him: "Daddy, what is sex?"

The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but
decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she
is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her
all about the "birds and the bees."

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with
her mouth hanging open.

"Why did you ask this question?" her father asked.

The little girl replied, "Well, Mom told me to tell you that dinner
would be ready in just a couple of secs."

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Dave

 

[Tank]

Advertising use to be fun ,,,

 

[TheHolleys87]

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Back in the days of panty girdles, pettipants, and one-size-fits-all (not!) panty hose, I had no idea you guys were suffering so much.

 

[DaveNV]

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

Something I wrote in 2003 for a ladyfriend's marriage.

Marriage Survival Kit

Contents
1 HIS packet
1 HERS packet
1 Bottle of Fine Whiskey

Instruction For Use

Groom should open the HIS packet.

Inside he will find a gold coin with a Queen on it, This is to remind him that the Princess that he has now married is now his Queen. Queens are imperious and demanding. This is their ancient right. Having married your queen, you are required to follow and obey her whims, no matter how strange they may seem. Although this is impossible for any husband to do, you are required to divine her thought, and obey them before she speaks.

Bride should open the HERS packet.

Inside she will find a gold coin with a King on it. This is to remind her that the knight in shining armor that she has married her is now her King. Kings are dominating and decisive, and have the honorable, noble, and inalienable right to be wrong. This is their ancient right. Having married your King, you are required to allow him to be wrong, and not complain about it. . . MUCH.

The Bottle of Fine Whiskey

Should either member of Royalty decide that despite everything, they can no longer fulfill the requirements above, that person is required to swallow their wrath, sit down with the spouse, and share the bottle of Fine Whiskey, followed by several kisses, and let nature take its course. This should maintain a contented marriage for as long as their livers hold out.

P.S. The spouse who opens the bottle is required to replace the empty for the next occurrence.


WARRANTY – If this doesn't work, the giver will accept the refund of the unused booze and both gold coins back. He's cheap and greedy.

 

[DaveNV]

My new mantra.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

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[DaveNV]

Yikes!!

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

When parents go camping with their teenagers...

Dave

 

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Dave