Stay At Home Humor

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[Tank]

I think I’d like this ,,,

 

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[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[clifffaith]

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Dave

My Mom always knew when my little brother was up to something if it got too quiet!

 

[Passepartout]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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If you initially planned to take six, doesn't that count?

 

[Ken555]

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

My Mom always knew when my little brother was up to something if it got too quiet!

My Dad was often oblivious, but my Mom knew.

And one of the great parenting lessons I now realize I learned from her is that you don't always need to involve your spouse/partner in parenting decisions. She knew there were situations that my Dad could not handle rationally. So she dealt with the situations and didn't tell him. And since I didn't want him to know (because I also knew it would provoke an irrational reaction from him) I was quite happy to keep it between her and me.

 

[Jan M.]

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Dave

Or when your 3 year old granddaughter disappears into the bathroom without first announcing she's going to the bathroom. Just as it dawned on me that I should be suspicious and go check on her she came out looking like this. She was so pleased with her beautiful make up job. Thank God for washable markers.

 

[Passepartout]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

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[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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Dave

And then, there are some days, altogether too rare, whenyou realize that idiocy is inherent in everyone. So you will never not be surrounded by idiots, because you are an idiot yourself. And if you don't believe you're an idiot, ... well that just means that you are deluding yourself.

So, am I an idiot? I freely and fully accept that I am an idiot. And I know that no matter where I go I will be surrounded by idiots, myself and others. The only saving grace is that if I know I'm an idiot, perchance I'm one iota less of an idiot than those who sail through life never realizing that they are also idiots.

 

[BJRSanDiego]

Why I Like Retirement!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never-ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

 

[Passepartout]

 

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[pedro47]

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I can still hear the lyrics to that song and how all Those Village People were individually dress.

 

[DaveNV]

Spelling trauma.

Dave

 

[Luanne]

 

[plpgma]