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An idea for presentations....

Fasttr said:
The same salesperson was trying to explain how super-morphed Legacy points work, and how they grow magical powers if a Legacy owner were to purchase even the smallest number of Trust points.

After listening to his mumbo jumbo, I broke in with.....

Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet? It's impossible. It can't be done. Since June of 2010, people have been trying to have their cake and eat it too. So all of a sudden Marriott Vacation Club is going to come along and do it. Where do you get the ego? No one can do it. It can't be done.

To which he said.... I think we've worked out a system.

To which I replied.... Oh, you know what you're like? You're like a pathetic gambler. You're one of those losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.

To which he said.... No, this is very advanced. We've designed at set of rules that we can maintain the Legacy-Trust relationship by advancing all of the relationship pitfalls.

What he said that followed made a lot of sense....and then he got greedy!!!
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No everything is not going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have

no power. I mean, why should the sales person have the upper hand. Once in

my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at

all. They have the hand; I have no hand. how do I get hand?
 
I've got so much hand, it's coming out of my glove. That's what I usually start TS presentations with.
 
amanda14 said:
I've got so much hand, it's coming out of my glove. That's what I usually start TS presentations with.
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and you're going to need it!
 
i remember when I had to recind a purchase of some developer trust points, it was kind of like an intervention. they came over and said " what? you dont want to be a trust point owner no more? they're not good enough for you? At that point I offered them a pez candy and then went for a swim with my Polar Bear buddies.
 
jont said:
i remember when I had to recind a purchase of some developer trust points, it was kind of like an intervention. they came over and said " what? you dont want to be a trust point owner no more? they're not good enough for you? At that point I offered them a pez candy and then went for a swim with my Polar Bear buddies.
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Anyone who would rescind a Trust points purchase is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean only a sick twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
 
Fasttr said:
Anyone who would rescind a Trust points purchase is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean only a sick twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
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Just, can we just forget the whole thing ever happend? I'm sorry. I din't mean it. I took it out on you. We're still friends. We're still friends. Still friends.

Okay? Look, I'll tell you what. I've got an Ocean Watch ressie next week. Great villa, ocean front. You want it? take it! come on!
 
jont said:
Just, can we just forget the whole thing ever happend? I'm sorry. I din't mean it. I took it out on you. We're still friends. We're still friends. Still friends.

Okay? Look, I'll tell you what. I've got an Ocean Watch ressie next week. Great villa, ocean front. You want it? take it! come on!
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I would prefer if you donated it to my favorite charity....the Human Fund.
 
Fasttr said:
You sound just like my friend....he is an importer/exporter.
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is he the one that wants to only concentrate on importing trust points and ignore the exporting of legacy weeks?
 
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jont said:
is he the one that wants to only concentrate on importing trust points and ignore the exporting of legacy weeks?
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I'm not sure, but I do know that he really likes Marisa Tomei.
 
During our last stay at a Mariott we noticed the maid forgot to leave bathroom tissues in our unit so I called the front desk and this was their response

"no we don't have a square to spare, We can't spare a square". :doh:
 
jont said:
During our last stay at a Mariott we noticed the maid forgot to leave bathroom tissues in our unit so I called the front desk and this was their response

"no we don't have a square to spare, We can't spare a square". :doh:
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I would have replied....

Oh is it two-ply? Cause if it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply
 
Fasttr said:
I would have replied....

Oh is it two-ply? Cause if it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply
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I wish i was more like you Fasttr. Your're a cool guy. it's a different world when you're the cool guy, your're not afraid of anybody. I hear the way yout talk to waitresses.. you get free pie!
 
jont said:
I wish i was more like you Fasttr. Your're a cool guy. it's a different world when you're the cool guy, your're not afraid of anybody. I hear the way yout talk to waitresses.. you get free pie!
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You're a shmoopy!
 
jont said:
All right. Shh! I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode.
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Um..you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, " Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
 
Fasttr said:
Um..you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, " Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
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You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding?

We taking the lounge chairs and that's all there is to it. Okay?
 
jont said:
You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding?

We taking the lounge chairs and that's all there is to it. Okay?
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Hey....you sound just like the guy who wanted to make me wear an aids walk ribbon.
 
As I was walking around on the pool deck at Ocean Pointe a week ago, I was feeling a bit over-stuffed from all of the great meals I had eaten that week. I couldn't help but think.... I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody looks at me while I am wearing my swim suit, at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"




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Fasttr said:
Hey....you sound just like the guy who wanted to make me wear an aids walk ribbon.
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you gotta watch for those street toughs! they can be very frightening when they talk to you. at least they have s good sense of style
 
Fasttr said:
As I was walking around on the pool deck at Ocean Pointe a week ago, I was feeling a bit over-stuffed from all of the great meals I had eaten that week. I couldn't help but think.... I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody looks at me while I am wearing my swim suit, at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"




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Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No

matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts

attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."
 
hey Fasttr, you don't happen to know where I could find a good mohel, do you?
 
jont said:
Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for the pig-men. No

matter what the deformity you'll find some group of perverts

attracted to it. "Oo that little tail turns me on."
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That's fascinating, could you do me a favor, could you start a pigmen and the women who love them thread and I'll read more next time I sign on to TUG.

By the way, my neighbor thinks that pigman are alive. He thinks the government's been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
 
jont said:
hey Fasttr, you don't happen to know where I could find a good mohel, do you?
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Oh, poor jont. Look at you. Attended the finest finishing schools on the Eastern seaboard. Equestrian competitions. Debutante balls. Well, look at you now. Interviewing Mohels
 
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