Stay At Home Humor

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[DaveNV]

Oops!

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So I woke up, and my dog is laying on the patio, covered in dirt, with a rabbit in his mouth.
The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise rabbits. I instantly knew it was
one of theirs. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt
off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff, but I heard some animals play dead
when they are afraid, but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one
of the cages in their back yard, then I ZOOMED back home.

30 minutes later I hear my neighbors kids screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?

They tell me their rabbit died three days ago, and they buried it, but now it's back in the cage...

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Dave

 

[DaveNV]

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[DaveNV]

Buddy & Mick worked together. Both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Buddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies
cotton panties and thongs." The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer. Finding
it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him $80.00 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter." Since a diesel
fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160.00 a week.

When Buddy found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the Unemployment Office
to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his unemployment pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled laborers, and Diesel Fitters are skilled laborers."

“What skill?” yelled Buddy. "I sew da elastic on da panties and thongs; Mick puts 'em over
his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter."

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Dave

 

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[DaveNV]

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[pedro47]

I have deleted my post. I missed the joke.

Buddy & Mick worked together. Both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Buddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies
cotton panties and thongs." The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer. Finding
it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him $80.00 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter." Since a diesel
fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160.00 a week.

When Buddy found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the Unemployment Office
to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his unemployment pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled laborers, and Diesel Fitters are skilled laborers."

“What skill?” yelled Buddy. "I sew da elastic on da panties and thongs; Mick puts 'em over
his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter."

 

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Always looked forward to my new 64 count box

 

[PigsDad]

Unemployment checks are not base upon job skills; but on wages earned in a base period.

Kurt

 

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[Talent312]

Unemployment checks are not base upon job skills; but on wages earned in a base period.

Killjoy.
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Looks more like the 60’s to me ,,,

 

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[DaveNV]

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