Stay At Home Humor

[Ken555]

One of the greatest post-Johnny Carson late night television interviews: Conan O'Brien hosts Courtney Thorne-Smith on promo tour for "Chairman of the Board" movie. Norm MacDonald saves the interview. A rare situation where this interview is probably more widely known than that actual movie.

That is always worth watching!

And you win the prize of our #2000th post!


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[bluehende]

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I object to this one. We are mountain bikers and my youngest son would not be alive today if he was not wearing one on a nice WV day. He imbedded a rock the size of a fig completely into the helmet. He walked away with a lot of soreness and a headache. Without a helmet I doubt he would have survived.

 

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[Talent312]

I thought about using a fake name when asked at a restaurant or fast-food counter.
Something like, "Adonis" or "Jose Cuervo."
But I'm afraid that by the time they called it, I'd forgotten what I said.
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[PigsDad]

I thought about using a fake name when asked at a restaurant or fast-food counter.
Something like, "Adonis" or "Jose Cuervo."
But I'm afraid that by the time they called it, I'd forgotten what I said.

My friend and I would try some shenanigans at fast food places, and one time it worked out just perfect. The counter had multiple cash registers, so we ordered at separate stations and gave our fake names so one cashier wouldn't catch on. Our orders came out at the same time, and the announcement was made over the speaker: "Bert, Ernie -- your orders are ready."

Several chuckles in the restaurant were heard.

Kurt

 

[b2bailey]

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Yep, that's what it would take for me. But only 3 hour drive at the max. (I'm not a good car traveler.)

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

When I order take-out, they ask, "Name?" and I say, "Paula". Eyebrows raise. I say, "Look, there are millions of Jim's, and just a few 'Paula's. 'Nuff said.

Jim

 

[SmithOp]

This brings back some HS memories, Boones Farm too.

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[SmithOp]

Cute

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[pedro47]

Cute

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LOL.
Is that MD20 on your T- Shirt in favors. .

 

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[plpgma]

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Dave

That is so corny -- and funny! A true 'dad' joke!

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Two Quebecois die and go to Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to their room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"

Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth, colder than Hell, both literally and figuratively. Soon Hell is covered a vast unbroken sheet of ice.

He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.

He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! Les Habs finally retook the Cup!"

 

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Worthy
Not funny , but the truth!
pass on the good in you!

 

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