Stay At Home Humor

[Brett]

View attachment 24667

yep, another walmart ...

 

[mentalbreak]

 

[Tank]

 

[Ken555]

 

[DeniseM]

Ken - You NAILED it!

 

[Luanne]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[clifffaith]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DeniseM]

RE: Fish and Chips. I once had a brother and sister in my class named Candy Cane and Lucky Strike - their true legal names.

 

[DaveNV]

RE: Fish and Chips. I once had a brother and sister in my class named Candy Cane and Lucky Strike - their true legal names.

That's great!

1. I was in grade school with a girl named Robin Hood.
2. A former coworker, Randy, had sisters named Candy and Sandy.
3. My aunt named her kids Sherry, Kerry, and Terry.

Not to be outdone:

In my own family, I am David, and I have a sister named Linda. My parents divorced when I was eight, and few years later my Dad remarried. His new wife had a son named David, and a daughter named (you guessed it) Linda.

We never lived in the same house, but for the rest of my parents' lives we were Big Dave and Little Dave (He was older than me, so was Big Dave, although I outweighed him by about forty pounds.) My sisters were "Your Linda" and "My Linda," which worked okay, as long as you knew which side of the family was speaking.

Dave (no longer Little)

 

[slip]

We had a guy at work named Rusty Gates.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

We had a guy at work named Rusty Gates.

I took a UC-Berkeley extension class on interpersonal relations that was taught by Shirley Nice.

 

[chellej]

our local weather girl is Majestic storm...not a stage name...that's what her parents named her

 

[Tank]

 

[Luanne]

our local weather girl is Majestic storm...not a stage name...that's what her parents named her

Maybe her name influenced her career choice.

 

[isisdave]

I had childhood friends Cindy and Sandy, but I guess that's not too weird. Worked with a Sandy Hill, but she married Mr Hill on purpose.

What about that Texas governor's daughter, Ima Hogg?

 

[Rjbeach2003]

When I was a kid I knew a family with the name Monk. Naturally they called their son CHIP. I have no idea what his given name was.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Maybe her name influenced her career choice.

With a name such as a Majestic Storm, the two logical career options would be weather forecasting/reporting and adult entertainment. So probably a good choice.

 

[DaveNV]

In the early 1960s we lived in Alaska. Our next door neighbors' last name was Jewell. The dad of the family's given name was Edward, but everyone called him Red, because he had flaming red hair. So he was Red Jewell. If that wasn't funny enough, his wife's name (I swear I'm not making this up) was Ruby.

Yeah, Red and Ruby Jewell.

Dave

 

[vacationtime1]

My former dentist's name (since retired) is Les Plack.

His office was on Merchant Street in downtown San Francisco, making him the Dentist of Merchant.

 

[Ken555]

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

 

[Luanne]