Stay At Home Humor

[Jan M.]

 

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[Jan M.]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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My wife's grandparents (both sides) were grape farmers in the San Joaquin. Every year at harvest time, where they sold the grapes depended on how much the Gallo brothers were offering. If Ernest and Julio's prices were up, the grapes went to Modesto. If E&J prices were down, they sold to the packing houses.

 

[Luanne]

Spelling counts.

 

[plpgma]

...got all my ducks in a row!

 

[plpgma]

 

[clifffaith]

 

[mdurette]

 

[mdurette]

 

[dago]

I can remember when you could have breakfast, lunch and dinner in a restaurant. You could sit down and relax. Then you would go shopping in a shopping mall with people holding hands and spending your money. LOL

Now they are all closed because of the Coronavirus .

Does anyone miss that touching of hands feeling.? LOL

Sorry, that is eligible: No Touching.... you must.......... be....... ................... ............. S I X ........ F E E T .......... A P A R T.

How did they determine that my germs will travel exactly 6 feet. Why not 5 ft or 7 ft

 

[Luanne]

How did they determine that my germs will travel exactly 6 feet. Why not 5 ft or 7 ft

Six feet was kind of arbitrary. Here is an article that might help. (And this probably doesn't belong on the humor thread).
https://qz.com/1831100/where-does-the-six-feet-social-distancing-guideline-come-from/

 

[Rjbeach2003]

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I know this is a joke, and it's funny, but the masks aren't to protect the wearer, they are to protect others. That's why trump isn't wearing one, but since some of his people tested positive they are required to wear masks around him.

 

[Rjbeach2003]

Fish Tails in Ocean City MD

 

[DaveNV]

DaveNW, I love your humor from North of Seattle, Washington.

Thank you! I'm not responsible for any of these. I've found them all in various places online, and if my twisted sense of humor can see a way to connect it to the Covid-19 situation, I'm sharing it here. I figure everyone will take away the ones they like, groan over those they think are silly, and move along from the ones they don't care for. It's a win-win for everyone.

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Now I kinda want one of these.

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That's pretty cool. And yes, somebody had a lot of time to spend on this.

Dave

 

[geist1223]

Now I kinda want one of these.

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Several years ago at the Salem Art Fair (takes place in Bush Park across the Street from our House with artists from all around North America) one of the Metal/Iron Artists had a Metal Fire Breathing Dragon for sale.

 

[dago]

Six feet was kind of arbitrary. Here is an article that might help. (And this probably doesn't belong on the humor thread).
https://qz.com/1831100/where-does-the-six-feet-social-distancing-guideline-come-from/

Thanks for the info; but I guess you didn't get my sarcasm

 

[tombanjo]

How did they determine that my germs will travel exactly 6 feet. Why not 5 ft or 7 ft

In Europe it is 2 meters, but in the US we are not able to figure out 78.7402" accurately when standing in a bar.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

How did they determine that my germs will travel exactly 6 feet. Why not 5 ft or 7 ft

I always thought it came from 6-feet under as a euphemism. Take your pick - social death at 6-feet apart or physical death at 6-feet under. (That's a product of my lame and retarded sense of humor, folks.)

 

[DaveNV]

I always thought it came from 6-feet under as a euphemism. Take you pick - social death at 6-feet apart of physical death at 6-feet under. (That's a product of my lame and retarded sense of humor, folks.)

But it's funny, Steve.

Dave

 

[Ken555]

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