Stay At Home Humor

[Ken555]

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[VacationForever]

Perfect cure for Quarantine Feet!

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Dave

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine pest control.

Dave

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Jan M.]

Well the rainy season has now started here in southeast Florida so not ruling this out..

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Jan M.]

 

[pedro47]

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Staying at home with Coronavirus LOL

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine news from Las Vegas:

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Dietary plans.

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

Quarantine Dietary plans.

You know what it says on our license plates?
FAMOUS POTATOES.

 

[Ken555]

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[DaveNV]

Quarantine Occupation Change Win.

Can't drive a school bus because kids are at home? Problem solved!

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Aging Issues?

Dave

 

[Ken555]

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[geist1223]

Should say "Free to Good Home."

 

[MrockStar]

Quarantine Occupation Change Win.

Can't drive a school bus because kids are at home? Problem solved!

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Dave

I need to call them to the cottage and pump out the tank, The neighbors should get a real kick out seeing this. Good

 

[MrockStar]

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[MrockStar]

Italy?

 

[Jan M.]

 

[Jan M.]

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,
When it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.
He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house.
The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
This demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
I just thought you’d like to know.

 

[DaveNV]

Quarantine Escape:

Ok, it's not humor, but it'll put a smile on your face. Disney fans, Dole Plantation fans, here you go!

Dave

 

[Jan M.]

 

[pedro47]

Quarantine Escape:

Ok, it's not humor, but it'll put a smile on your face. Disney fans, Dole Plantation fans, here you go!

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Dave

now that is only 25 calories. Sugar free. LOL

 

[pedro47]

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That looks liked the guest in room 7777 on HHI staying @ Ocean Grand TownsHouse . LOL.