Stay At Home Humor

[Ken555]

 

[Brett]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Passepartout]

 

[Brett]

 

[pedro47]

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Does this generation know what you are using and playing?
Looks liked a 33 1/3 album.
What is a diamond needle?

 

[plpgma]

 

[TheHolleys87]

Does this generation know what you are using and playing?
Looks liked a 33 1/3 album.
What is a diamond needle?

Ah, you don’t know that vinyl is making a comeback!

The remastered Beatles Revolver album is being released in several different LP configurations, in addition to CD versions.

 

[Tank]

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and
I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting
divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do
another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then,
don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

 

[pedro47]

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and
I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting
divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do
another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then,
don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
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those are some VERY SMART parents .IMHO LOL

 

[Ken555]

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[plpgma]

 

[Tank]

 

[plpgma]

 

[Tank]

Darn
I can’t make it again ‍

This is a real thing going on

 

[plpgma]

This is why aliens fly past our planet.

 

[dago]

Darn
I can’t make it again ‍♂View attachment 65882
This is a real thing going on

Is it sponsored by Walmart?

 

[Ken555]

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

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[Ken555]

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