Stay At Home Humor

[Brett]

 

[AJCts411]

 

[AJCts411]

 

[Passepartout]

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Our ancestors found out centuries ago that drinking beer was healthier than drinking the disease-carrying water of the day.

 

[Ken555]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[Talent312]

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My ex was a microbiologist and every journal article that she showed me ended with: "Further research in this area is needed." She said, if research on a topic was ever finished, then their NIH grant $$ would dry up.

I suggested that someone publish a "Journal of Final Results" in which the ending would be: "This is a final result. No further research is needed." But the problem would be that there would be no articles submitted.
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[T_R_Oglodyte]

My ex was a microbiologist and every journal article that she showed me ended with: "Further research in this area is needed." She said, if research on a topic was ever finished, then their HIH grant $$ would dry up.

I suggested that someone publish a "Journal of Final Results" in which the ending would be: "This is a final result. No further research is needed." But the problem would be that there would be no articles submitted.
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Or an article that concluded this study proved nothing and was a waste of time, effort, and money.

 

[Brett]

 

[Passepartout]

 

[Tank]

Math can be amazing

 

[Passepartout]

 

[Passepartout]

 

[Ken555]

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[Ken555]

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[Ken555]

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[DaveNV]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired Cowboy in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous young woman in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The woman says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired Cowboy and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old Cowboy replies, "You bet. Just get that lion out of there."

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

'Tis the season around here. . . .

 

[Passepartout]

You aren't truly 80s unless your eight-year-old self broke a prong, stripped the wiring, then wrapped the result around the VHF screws in the back of the TV so the Intellevision would work.
"I know what I'm doing, Dad!"

I was well beyond eight, but you get the idea.

 

[Brett]

 

[pedro47]

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Take her to a gas station and use that metal pipe to check the air pressure in each tire, before and after you put air in your tires.
Tell her not to worry this time, unless she find a glass tube pipe in your vehicle. IMO

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Talent312]

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I prefer Progresso soup cans.
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[DaveNV]

This isn't a joke, but it is a fond memory. How many of you were thrilled when this arrived at your house?

Dave