Stay At Home Humor

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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At Minute Maid Field in Houston, it is also used to signal the batter what pitch is coming.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

They're probably tasty, but that tasty?

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Dave

They don't have to be added to your cereal.

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

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Dave

 

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Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Any teachers here want to confirm this?

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

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[Ubil]

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Dave

If this has a bullhorn for a speaker it would be the perfect phone for my Dad.

 

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Full disclosure -- it took me a little longer than 5 sec's to figure this out.

 

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[DaveNV]

I’m not going to say who…. but a friend called and asked if I would loan her $1300 to help pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I’m always willing to help out friends & family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back.

Before I called her back, her brother called to let me know that she was lying and not to give her the money !! He went on to say that the real reason she wanted the $1300 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday.

I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the money anyway because we all need help at times.

A couple of hours later I get a call from the police station. It was her - crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money.

My response…. so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!!

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Dave

 

[PigsDad]

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Full disclosure -- it took me a little longer than 5 sec's to figure this out.

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall.

Kurt

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[geist1223]

And people say Government Public Works Department do not have a sense of humor.

 

[Tank]

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

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