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Canned ham, or Spam. The slot in the end of the key fits onto the strip around the rim. Dangerous thing, and easy to cut yourself.
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Canned ham, or Spam. The slot in the end of the key fits onto the strip around the rim. Dangerous thing, and easy to cut yourself.
Dave
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Sardines, too.
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Crisco, coffee too. Even some army ammunition believe it or not.
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Hmm, fresh ammo.
Ralph Sir Edward
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"I love the smell of fresh ammo in the morning. . . " (That's a joke, people!)
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A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red shirt.
The sailor asked him, “Why do you need a red shirt, Captain?”
The Captain replied, “So if I lose, you will not see me bleed.” This gave his crew the courage they needed, and they eventually fought off the pirates from the enemy ship.
The next day, a sailor informed the Captain of two pirate ships approaching. “Bring me my red shirt!” the Captain shouted. And they all fought bravely and won.
On the third day, a sailor comes to the Captain trembling with fear. “What is it, son?” asked the Captain. The sailor replied, “Captain, we see ten pirate ships approaching! Shall I bring you the red shirt?”
The Captain yells, “Bring me my brown pants!”
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The sailor asked him, “Why do you need a red shirt, Captain?”
The Captain replied, “So if I lose, you will not see me bleed.” This gave his crew the courage they needed, and they eventually fought off the pirates from the enemy ship.
The next day, a sailor informed the Captain of two pirate ships approaching. “Bring me my red shirt!” the Captain shouted. And they all fought bravely and won.
On the third day, a sailor comes to the Captain trembling with fear. “What is it, son?” asked the Captain. The sailor replied, “Captain, we see ten pirate ships approaching! Shall I bring you the red shirt?”
The Captain yells, “Bring me my brown pants!”
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Dave
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Maui Lea at Maui Hill
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That $500K football could still be his final TD ball.
It's possible that Brady won't throw a TD again. <yeah, right>
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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
That's Ok. I figure he’ll come around eventually
That's Ok. I figure he’ll come around eventually
The millennium generation have no ideas what Boone's Farm is?LOL
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Tickle Pink!
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