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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed, and big flat screen TV. But I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

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How many do you see?

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Sing it with me!

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A sign of the times. . . .

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To flesh this out a little bit. I used to pull a chromed-up Peterbilt with a 6X4 transmission up to the Valet Parking drop in Las Vegas and toss the guy the keys. It was never moved during my stay at the casino.
 
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