Stay At Home Humor

[DaveNV]

When those youngsters take over the highway planning department...

Dave

 

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

If I started a dating app in Prague, could I call it Czech-Mate?

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

This afternoon I was thinking about my mother's herb garden when I was growing. Those were good thymes.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "Give me a beer."
The second says, "I'll have a half a beer."
The third says, "A quarter of a beer, please."
The bartender pours two beers and says, "Come on, people. Know your limits."

 

[Tank]

 

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[pedro47]

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

 

[pedro47]

Thanks for sharing this.
I have shared this with the cellphone generation of folks. LOLs

 

[DaveNV]

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[Passepartout]

 

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[amycurl]

Can’t delete…nothin* to see here

 

[DaveNV]

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[Tank]

 

[Bailey#1]

 

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

They're getting the bugs out of their piña collider. Bugs are constant issue in the tropics.