Stay At Home Humor

[Brett]

 

[Tank]

 

[LannyPC]

If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

 

[clifffaith]

In our house we can't go potty without being supervised by a cat!

 

[SmithOp]

Just in time for Halloween.

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[Passepartout]

 

[DaveNV]

Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench
outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never
have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through
that stupid, boring flower show”!

"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.

So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.

She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.

Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through
the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a
cheering, clapping crowd.

"What happened?” asked Connie.

"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

This is sick, but wicked funny.

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

Who got 'Tuna Surprise'???

 

[DaveNV]

Who got 'Tuna Surprise'???
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Actually, I just had square pizza for dinner tonight that looked a whole lot like that. LOL!

Dave

 

[Brett]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Who got 'Tuna Surprise'???
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Yeah- that's what the rich kids, the ones who could afford cafeteria lunch, ate. Those were the days when those of who had sack lunches enjoyed our daily PB&J.

 

[bluehende]

Who got 'Tuna Surprise'???
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And you really wanted one of those inside pieces.

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started

Dave

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Ty1on]

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Hear hear!

 

[TheHolleys87]

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Yeah, our daughter went through a phase where, when we stopped at a traffic light and leaned over to kiss each other, she'd yell from the back seat, "Don't make another baby!"

 

[DaveNV]

Dave