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Some reading food for thought:

*********************************************

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker
did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd. Heavens to Mergatroyd!

The other day a not so elderly (I say she was 75) lady said something to her grandson
about driving a Jalopy. He looked at her quizzically and said, "What the heck is a Jalopy?"
He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old ...But not that old.
Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory when you read this and chuckle.

Some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology:
Don't touch that dial; Carbon copy; You sound like a broken record; and Hung out to dry.
Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We'd put on our best bib and tucker,
to straighten up and fly right.
Heavens to Betsy!
Gee whillikers!
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Holy Moley!

We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley ; and even a regular guy couldn't accuse
us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell?
Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras,
poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.
We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say,
"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" Or, "This is a fine kettle of fish!" We discover that the words
we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely
a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone.
Where have all those great phrases gone?

Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain.
Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers.
Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.

It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills.
This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too!)
Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth.
See ya later, alligator! Okidoki.

You'll notice they left out "Monkey Business"!!!

***********************************************

:D Dave
 

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Some reading food for thought:

*********************************************

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker
did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd. Heavens to Mergatroyd!

The other day a not so elderly (I say she was 75) lady said something to her grandson
about driving a Jalopy. He looked at her quizzically and said, "What the heck is a Jalopy?"
He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old ...But not that old.
Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory when you read this and chuckle.

Some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology:
Don't touch that dial; Carbon copy; You sound like a broken record; and Hung out to dry.
Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We'd put on our best bib and tucker,
to straighten up and fly right.
Heavens to Betsy!
Gee whillikers!
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Holy Moley!

We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley ; and even a regular guy couldn't accuse
us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell?
Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras,
poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.
We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say,
"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" Or, "This is a fine kettle of fish!" We discover that the words
we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely
a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone.
Where have all those great phrases gone?

Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain.
Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers.
Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.

It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills.
This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too!)
Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth.
See ya later, alligator! Okidoki.

You'll notice they left out "Monkey Business"!!!

***********************************************

:D Dave
And "Put that in your Pipe and smoke it".

Richard
 

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DaveNV

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:D Dave
 

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Formerly: Marriott, ILX, Westin, Diamond, Worldmark. Timeshare free as of 12/24.
Some reading food for thought:

*********************************************

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker
did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd. Heavens to Mergatroyd!

The other day a not so elderly (I say she was 75) lady said something to her grandson
about driving a Jalopy. He looked at her quizzically and said, "What the heck is a Jalopy?"
He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old ...But not that old.
Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory when you read this and chuckle.

Some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology:
Don't touch that dial; Carbon copy; You sound like a broken record; and Hung out to dry.
Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We'd put on our best bib and tucker,
to straighten up and fly right.
Heavens to Betsy!
Gee whillikers!
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Holy Moley!

We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley ; and even a regular guy couldn't accuse
us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell?
Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras,
poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.
We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say,
"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" Or, "This is a fine kettle of fish!" We discover that the words
we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely
a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone.
Where have all those great phrases gone?

Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain.
Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers.
Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.

It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills.
This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too!)
Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth.
See ya later, alligator! Okidoki.

You'll notice they left out "Monkey Business"!!!

***********************************************

:D Dave

I actually use Pshaw (pronounced peeshaaaw) every evening when we play Skipbo and I don't pick up any good cards on my turn!
 

DaveNV

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I actually use Pshaw (pronounced peeshaaaw) every evening when we play Skipbo and I don't pick up any good cards on my turn!

I'd probably say the say thing, but instead of a PSH at the beginning, I'd spell it with an F. :D

Dave
 

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Some reading food for thought:

*********************************************

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker
did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd. Heavens to Mergatroyd!

The other day a not so elderly (I say she was 75) lady said something to her grandson
about driving a Jalopy. He looked at her quizzically and said, "What the heck is a Jalopy?"
He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old ...But not that old.
Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory when you read this and chuckle.

Some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology:
Don't touch that dial; Carbon copy; You sound like a broken record; and Hung out to dry.
Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We'd put on our best bib and tucker,
to straighten up and fly right.
Heavens to Betsy!
Gee whillikers!
Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Holy Moley!

We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley ; and even a regular guy couldn't accuse
us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell?
Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras,
poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.

Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.
We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say,
"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" Or, "This is a fine kettle of fish!" We discover that the words
we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely
a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone.
Where have all those great phrases gone?

Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain.
Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers.
Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.

It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills.
This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too!)
Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth.
See ya later, alligator! Okidoki.

You'll notice they left out "Monkey Business"!!!

***********************************************

:D Dave

Murgatroyd! Snagglepuss, right? How would we possibly know how to spell that?
 

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Murgatroyd! Snagglepuss, right? How would we possibly know how to spell that?

Yes. Snagglepuss made the phrase famous, (at least for me), but Google tells me Murgatroyd was a character in P.G. Wodehouse stories.

Dave
 

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:D Dave
 

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This would sure work for me. :D

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