Stay At Home Humor

[isisdave]

I saw a similar creature on a different site. The best answer was "Welcome him warmly and kindly, engage him in conversation about his life and experience, and ask him to return soon. Daughter will dump him tomorrow."

 

[Ken555]

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[Brett]

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[Tank]

 

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[Talent312]

"The Institute of Unfinished Research" = Every research lab in existence.

If you finish your research, your NIH grant goes away and your lab closes.
So, every research paper written ends with, "Further research is needed."

As I once told my ex (a microbiologist)...
There should be a Journal of Final Results which requires papers to say:
"This finishes our research into this subject. No further study is needed."
But it would be blank.
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[tombanjo]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

"The Institute of Unfinished Research" = Every research lab in existence.

If you finish your research, your NIH grant goes away and your lab closes.
So, every research paper written ends with, "Further research is needed."

I once told my ex (a microbiologist)...
There should be a Journal of Final Results which required papers to say:
"This finishes our research into this subject. No further study is needed."
But it would be blank.
--

Don't neglect the actual "Journal of Irreproducible Results":

Journal of Irreproducible Results - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[SmithOp]

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[Ken555]

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

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Per my sig:

“It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.” G.K. Chesterton

I try to apply that concept regularly in my life, and I am often dismayed when I realize the bigotry that lives inside me. And I mourn when I see bigotry running rampant in our world, and unfortunately far too often here at TUG. And sadly I know that too often I have been one of the bigots here.

 

[isisdave]

Actually, the reason we have cars is that some engineer calculated that there wouldn't be enough wagons in Philadelphia to pick up the horse, umm, exhaust nightly, nor anywhere to put it within carting distance.

 

[Tank]

 

[Ken555]

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[DaveNV]

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[DaveNV]

Meanwhile, on TV this week:

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