Stay At Home Humor

[pedro47]

When you're trying to recreate a famous picture, but the people aren't available...

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Dave

That blue VW looks liked my 68 Beetle Bug.

 

[Tank]

Now tell me how was a lady bitten from the behind by an alligator in an out house ???. LOL

This one hit home for me
I don’t know if we are looking at the same picture.
I see a Buzzard looking for a dead charkas to feed on in the outhouse ,,,
This was a common saying around our house with six kids
Pass by the bathroom door - whoooo somebody must of died in their.

 

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[DaveNV]

Daylight Saving Time starts this weekend. Get ready. This may help:

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Oopsie!

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[Tank]

Love this one ,,,

 

[DaveNV]

So many questions....

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A Native American boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
“Say, mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?” She told him,
“Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.”

Then he asked, “Why is my sister named Cornflower?” She replied, “Well, your
father and I were in a cornfield when we made her.”

“And why is my other sister called Moonchild?” The mother said, “We were
watching the moon landing while she was conceived.”

The boy's Mother paused and asked her son, “Tell me, why are you so curious, Torn Rubber?”

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Are you a superhero?

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[Passepartout]

You can't un-see this:

 

[Quiet Pine]

--Fresh puns...
1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.
5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
13. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
14. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
15. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
16. When I told my contractors I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stair.
17A. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
17 B. Two men walked into a bar. You’d think that the second one would have ducked.
18. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
19. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
20. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
21. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
22. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
23. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
24. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.

 

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[bizaro86]

You can't un-see this:
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I know when I think about the iconic attire of the sixties the first thing that comes to mind isn't clean cut people in well tailored suits.

 

[clifffaith]

At least Earl is bending over and rummaging around! Cliff stands upright and gazes as if he's trying to find someone across a crowded room.

 

[Luanne]