Stay At Home Humor

[T_R_Oglodyte]

I know when I think about the iconic attire of the sixties the first thing that comes to mind isn't clean cut people in well tailored suits.

especially when said tailored suit appears to be ready to ride a bicycle - and especially one that doesn't have fenders or mudguards.

 

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[DaveNV]

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[Jan M.]

But at least there was the Stay At Home Humor thread.

 

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

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The first man married a woman from New York. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Cincinnati. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Minnesota. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

Instructional signage at a golf course.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4, STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

5. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

7. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

8. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

9. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

 

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Dave

Ain't that the truth!!!

 

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[Passepartout]

Dairy farmer games. . .

 

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This must be shared with everyone at church.

 

[DaveNV]

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One of them answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Dave

 

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