89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going
at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as
well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
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Dave