But Bert and Ernie are for each other.
nah. they were experimenters when they roomed together, but Ernie couldn't leave the ladies alone, total swinger, into everything, and somehow, Bert's nasal droning and bald brain appealled to an Amy Farah Fowler Cooper type. Bert was a sucker for the attention. Bert had become annoyed at forever being the wingman, and never the pilot. It's truly unfortunate that even in the early days of reality tv, only the controversies would be aired, and usually, those bits of drama made Bert look like an uptight jerk. He was totally cool on his own.
Fun fact - I went to a Jim Henson/Muppets exhibit at some museum in Orlando several years ago. I saw the original Bert and Ernie in a stasis cube. I found out that my old friend Rufus had gone to live on a farm. That's what I had thought, but, it was good to get the closure, and to find out that he lives on in other Muppets.
I have an autographed Kermit in his Calvins. At the time, he wasn't counting out a reunion with Miss Piggy, so I knew I had no chance with him, I didn't bother to flirt. I wasn't sure how his tall friend that was always around would take it. By the time the revamped Muppet Show returned, he had already gone back to the princess swine and broken up with her. That show picks up with the Muppets grown up, with grown up problems. Miss Piggy has her own late night talk show, often human visitors, and is nasty to some of them. Of course, Kermit and the gang are the production crew. Definitely worth looking for that short lived series, if ever you loved a muppet...