An idea for presentations....

[Fasttr]

he also has the kavorka

But....he never had shiksa appeal

 

[jont]

A recent rumor I heard was the the Vandlay Vacation Club, in order to kickstart interest in timeshare ownership in NYC will offer a new innovative timeshare sales presentation. They will be offering a presentation which takes part on the J. Petermann reality bus tour hosted by Cosmo Kramer, aka the "real J. Petermann". During the tour, Cosmo will be pointing out potential properties which may or not be added to the trust. Snacks to provided will include muffin stumps provided by "Top of the Muffin!!!!!!! To You!!!!!!!

ok I just learned that a new property has been added to the trust

The Costanza
located in central Queens
it features chilled apple juice, a hif-fi that plays the Ray Coniff Singers, an extensive libarary of TV Guides, a distinctive odor of mothballs and kasha and a regulation pool table. it's the place to be!

point requirements start at 8500 per week up to the delux package of 25,000 points which includes Frank and Estelle yelling at you, jello in your room and a round of billards with Bob Cobb.
just dont be caught reading Estell's Glamour magazine.

dont even try to book this week during Festivus thou

 

[Fasttr]

ok I just learned that a new property has been added to the trust

The Costanza
located in central Queens
it features chilled apple juice, a hif-fi that plays the Ray Coniff Singers, an extensive libarary of TV Guides, a distinctive odor of mothballs and kasha and a regulation pool table. it's the place to be!

point requirements start at 8500 per week up to the delux package of 25,000 points which includes Frank and Estelle yelling at you, jello in your room and a round of billards with Bob Cobb.
just dont be caught reading Estell's Glamour magazine.

dont even try to book this week during Festivus thou

Did the Maestro have his pants on?

 

[jont]

Did the Maestro have his pants on?

no but he was just about to pump in some Verdi

 

[Fasttr]

no but he was just about to pump in some Verdi

That would pale in comparison to a track of Witch-ay Woman, unless of course you are a fan of Desperado.

 

[Fasttr]

ok I just learned that a new property has been added to the trust

The Costanza

I just signed a deal to buy some more developer Trust points because of this addition, but now I am having second thoughts. Does anybody know the Statue of Limitations on how long I have before I need to rescind.

 

[jont]

I just signed a deal to buy some more developer Trust points because of this addition, but now I am having second thoughts. Does anybody know the Statue of Limitations on how long I have before I need to rescind.

I think you may be able to back out of the deal due to a potential infestation problem they may have at that property. just sayin

 

[Fasttr]

I think you may be able to back out of the deal due to a potential infestation problem they may have at that property. just sayin

I will not tolerate infestation!!!

 

[jont]

I will not tolerate infestation!!!

You sure you want to recind? Frank is an excellent cook and has been known to put out quite a nice spread. just check those expiration dates first.

 

[Fasttr]

You sure you want to recind?

Good point. They did say they would toss in a new Cadillac for my dad.

 

[jont]

Good point. They did say they would toss in a new Cadillac for my dad.

Be sure its a pre and not a post everglades model

 

[jont]

Looking back on the past 60 or so posts, this has truly become a thread about NOTHING!
Scary part is that i"m sure both Fasttr, amanda and I have lots more material.

 

[Fasttr]

Looking back on the past 60 or so posts, this has truly become a thread about NOTHING!
Scary part is that i"m sure both Fasttr, amanda and I have lots more material.

It is amazing at how few of us are posting. Its almost like everybody else is living in a bubble.

 

[jont]

It is amazing at how few of us are posting. Its almost like everybody else is living in a bubble.

That reminds me. I heard the Ross cabin was supposed to be added to the trust until It burned down.

 

[Fasttr]

That reminds me. I heard the Ross cabin was supposed to be added to the trust until It burned down.

That made me almost as sad as when the Moops invaded Spain in the 8th century.

 

[raygo123]

The mood the mayier. Lol

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[dansimms]

Hotel Points Conversion Suggestion

How about Marriott offer an immediate crediting of the Hotel Points if you decide to use your week that way? We know the value had receded rather dramatically. Best solution would also be adding an inflation boost to the # we receive, but in addition, if you are at a certain level or above, they go into your hotel account in 10 days or less, rather than in January. Inflation Boost could work something like this..........year purchased..........less than 10 years add 15%, if purchased from 10 to 15 years ago add 20%, if purchased from 15to 25 years ago add 35%.

 

[Ty1on]

How about Marriott offer an immediate crediting of the Hotel Points if you decide to use your week that way? We know the value had receded rather dramatically. Best solution would also be adding an inflation boost to the # we receive, but in addition, if you are at a certain level or above, they go into your hotel account in 10 days or less, rather than in January. Inflation Boost could work something like this..........year purchased..........less than 10 years add 15%, if purchased from 10 to 15 years ago add 20%, if purchased from 15to 25 years ago add 35%.

You have completely missed the topic of the thread, which apparently is "Hijack an innocent thread from Seinfeld Nerd references ad nauseum."

 

[Fasttr]

Seinfeld Nerd references ad nauseum."

"ad nauseum".....I'll have you know jont has not thrown up since June 29th, 1980....unless you count tossing his black and white cookies.

Look to the Cookie!!!!

 

[jont]

You have completely missed the topic of the thread, which apparently is "Hijack an innocent thread from Seinfeld Nerd references ad nauseum."

On saturday, I apologized to the OP for the hijacking asked our moderator Sue to split the seinfeld references into another thread. She ended up placing the comments into our current thread. Sorry if this sort of thing offends you but we are just having a little fun. If it bothers you so much I suggest you stop reading this thread.

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Originally Posted by Fasttr View Post
This sort of became the thread about nothing at about post #16. Sorry for the hijack shoeie.

Were you talking about acronyms prior to that? Such as???
yes shoeie, sorry about the hijack but this was just too much fun to pass up. maybe Sue can split this thread into two?
__________________
John
"careful man, there's a beverage here!" the dude

On deck: all HHI:.Sunset Pointe 3/2016..Harbour Point 8/2016 Waterside 8/2016

 

[Fasttr]

If it bothers you so much I suggest you stop reading this thread.

Easy jont....you reacted like you just sat on Fusilli Jerry. : :rofl: :hysterical:

 

[Ty1on]

On saturday, I apologized to the OP for the hijacking asked our moderator Sue to split the seinfeld references into another thread. She ended up placing the comments into our current thread. Sorry if this sort of thing offends you but we are just having a little fun. If it bothers you so much I suggest you stop reading this thread.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fasttr View Post
This sort of became the thread about nothing at about post #16. Sorry for the hijack shoeie.

Were you talking about acronyms prior to that? Such as???
yes shoeie, sorry about the hijack but this was just too much fun to pass up. maybe Sue can split this thread into two?
__________________
John
"careful man, there's a beverage here!" the dude

On deck: all HHI:.Sunset Pointe 3/2016..Harbour Point 8/2016 Waterside 8/2016

I'm rather enjoying it. You can't seem to take a joke as well as you can dish it!

 

[amanda14]

You have completely missed the topic of the thread, which apparently is "Hijack an innocent thread from Seinfeld Nerd references ad nauseum."

I read this over and over looking for a reference and was thinking, man I missed that episode, but this thread has become like the mail. Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, but the more you get out, the more it keeps coming.

 

[Fasttr]

I read this over and over looking for a reference and was thinking, man I missed that episode, but this thread has become like the mail. Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming. There's never a letup, It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more, but the more you get out, the more it keeps coming.

Good one!!!!

You should ask for a transfer to Hawaii. Where the air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps.

Must be why GregT likes it there so much!!!

 

[jont]

Easy jont....you reacted like you just sat on Fusilli Jerry. : :rofl: :hysterical:

Forget it Fasttr....let's go bowling