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jont said:
Forget it Fasttr....let's go bowling
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Bowling....its like I'm talking to Bizarro jont.

I've gotta go get some work done.... Old man Leland is bustin' my hump
 
Ty1on said:
You have completely missed the topic of the thread, which apparently is "Hijack an innocent thread from Seinfeld Nerd references ad nauseum." :)
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ad nauseum...that's a funny word

I'll give you that:)
 
Fasttr said:
Bowling....its like I'm talking to Bizarro jont.

I've gotta go get some work done.... Old man Leland is bustin' my hump
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you're killing independent jont!
a jont divided against himself cannot stand
 
Fasttr said:
I've gotta go get some work done.... Old man Leland is bustin' my hump
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You should get a job with Kruger Industrial Smoothing
 
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jont said:
You should get a job with Kruger Industrial Soothing
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I have applied at Pendant Publishing....I hear they have comfy desks.
 
How could we have missed the most relevant Seinfeld quote of all, its like Timeshare Sales 101......


"...just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it"
 
Fasttr said:
Don't feel bad....remember, Poise Counts!!!
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it's hard to have poise when crazy Joe Davola is trying to put the kaibosh on you.
 
jont said:
it's hard to have poise when crazy Joe Davola is trying to put the kaibosh on you.
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Well, contrary to what Mrs. Landis at Doubleday would tell you....you could at least try to have a little grace.
 
excuse me, i have to go dig a hole in central park:eek:
 
amanda14 said:
You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again
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You should perhaps get that checked out. You should go to Tor Eckman, he'll fix you right up. He's a herbalist, a healer, amanda14. He's not just gonna fix the kiboshing, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and mind.
 
Fasttr said:
OK Fragile Frankie Merman.
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the summer george

speaking of which this was supposed to be the summer thread of jont......................the summer thread of jont :(:(:(
 
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