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An idea for presentations....

Fasttr said:
OK Doc....you're so smart....what is my disease?

The haunting memories of lost love. Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
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Uromisitosis
 
Being that I always wanted to pretend to be an architect, I've come up with a new concept for timeshare units. I see a minimalist look with the units by eliminating most furniture and creating levels.......just levels! We can then cover all the walls with wood grained contact paper so that it would look like a ski lodge. After all...wood is good. As far as furniture, it would be crazy not to have any furniture, I see a large Farbman chest of drawers, which could double as sleeping bays for some of the smaller guests and of course you need a coffee table. I suggest using recycled car windshields, which would be visually unobtrusive. In the shower, of course we would add the Commando 450 shower head. And who wouldn't love a garbage disposal in their shower so you can do some food prep and not waste valuable vacation time? Finally, to top it all off, I suggest adding a non-code compliant hot tub with special butter enriched water.
giddy-up
 
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Being that I always wanted to pretend to be an architect, I've come up with a new concept for timeshare units. I see a minimalist look with the units by eliminating most furniture and creating levels.......just levels! We can then cover all the walls with wood grained contact paper so that it would look like a ski lodge. After all...wood is good. As far as furniture, it would be crazy not to have any furniture, I see a large Farbman chest of drawers, which could double as sleeping bays for some of the smaller guests and of course you need a coffee table. I suggest using recycled car windshields, which would be visually unobtrusive. In the shower, of course we would add the Commando 450 shower head. And who wouldn't love a garbage disposal in their shower so you can do some food prep and not waste valuable vacation time? Finally, to top it all off, I suggest adding a non-code compliant hot tub with special butter enriched water.
giddy-up
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That is kind of like a show about nothing.
 
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Uromisitosis
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Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.
 
Fasttr said:
Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.
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OK, enough of the pee party talk!
 
Hey Fasttr, I hear you're down at Del Boca Ocean Pointe.

You think you could keep me out of Florida? I'm going back, lock, stock

and barrel. I'm gonna be in the pool. I'm gonna be at the beach.

I'm gonna be all over that mini golf course! And I dare you to keep me out!
 
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jont said:
Hey Fasttr, I hear you're down at Del Boca Ocean Pointe.

You think you could keep me out of Florida? I'm going back, lock, stock

and barrel. I'm gonna be in the pool. I'm gonna be at the beach.

I'm gonna be all over that mini golf course! And I dare you to keep me out!
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Yes I am.

After reading the timeshare newspaper, the Boca Breeze, first thing this morning, I headed to the pool and I thought I saw you there, but it ended up being Jack Klompus.

Ate lunch at the poolside restaurant. I used my Wizard tip calculator to calculate the 12.4% tip. I rounded down.

Taking SCUBA lessons tomorrow. I hope my capillaries don't burst.
 
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Yes I am.

I headed to the pool and I thought I saw you there, but it ended up being Jack Klompus.
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You're not the first person to say that! :ponder:

give my best to Mrs. Chote and Evelyn ;)
 
I'm thinking a Chinese restaurant for dinner tomorrow. I hope the wait is not long.

Fasttr, 4?
 
Fasttr said:
I'm thinking a Chinese restaurant for dinner tomorrow. I hope the wait is not long.

Fasttr, 4?
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I hear Alton Benes will be joining you :eek:
 
jont said:
I hear Alton Benes will be joining you :eek:
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I hope it doesn't snow....I'm wearing my new jacket.

Master of the house, doling out the charm....
 
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I love the beds at the MVC resorts...very comfy...BUT.....I asked housekeeping to not tuck the blankets in? 'Cause I can't sleep all tucked in. Yes, I like to just be able to take the blankets and swish them and swirl them, you know what I mean? You know, I don't like being all tucked in. I like to have a lot of room, you know I like to have my toes pointed up in the air. Just like to scrunch up the blankets.

My wife prefers the blankets tucked it.

That's one tuck...and one no-tuck.

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I love the beds at the MVC resorts...very comfy...BUT.....I asked housekeeping to not tuck the blankets in? 'Cause I can't sleep all tucked in. Yes, I like to just be able to take the blankets and swish them and swirl them, you know what I mean? You know, I don't like being all tucked in. I like to have a lot of room, you know I like to have my toes pointed up in the air. Just like to scrunch up the blankets.

My wife prefer the blankets tucked it.

That's one tuck...and one no-tuck.
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ask for Lupe. only problem is she may throw out your notes for your forum posts
 
jont said:
ask for Lupe. only problem is she may throw out your notes for your forum posts
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6:50am. Four....one....niner.

I just tried to place a wake up call for tomorrow morning, but I think I insulted the wake up guy. I think he's got it in for me. What if he doesn't call out of spite.
 
Fasttr said:
6:50am. Four....one....niner.

I just tried to place a wake up call for tomorrow morning, but I think I insulted the wake up guy. I think he's got it in for me. What if he doesn't call out of spite.
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dat is his job mon!

go sit in da hot tub. have a good soak.....a great soak!
 
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jont said:
dat is his job mon!

go sit in da hot tub. have a good soak.....a great soak!
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You are mama's little bastard, aren't you?
 
Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong.
 
Fasttr said:
Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong.
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are we already into re-runs for this thread?:confused:


are you a re-poster???????
 
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