An idea for presentations....

Fasttr said:
At my last one....we were seated on a velvet couch....and I got a label maker for a gift. It looked like it had already been opened....I think they re-gifted.
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I forgot, I also got a case of Chinese gum. I might be wrong, but is that a lot of gum? That's s lot of gum! our sales person was Donna Chang:
 
You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He received a Russian hat for a gift. He said it wasn't Sable.....but the difference was negligible.
 
jont said:
...our sales person was Donna Chang:
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I tried to get her, but when I called, the lines were crossed. I hear she can be a great marriage counselor too!!!
 
Fasttr said:
You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He received a Russian hat for a gift. He said it wasn't Sable.....but the difference was negligible.
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that's not good for anyone! vile weed!
Kenny? Kenny!
 
amanda14 said:
Why the hell did you trade Jay Buhner?
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because he loves the slop! eats the slop!
His fadder was a mudda!
His mudda was a mudda!
loves the slop
 
At my last presentation, the wonderfully truthful salesperson said a MVC in NY City was coming soon. I can’t wait for that. I hear swimming in the East River is great for the back. Four hours in that chop and I’d be a full inch taller.
 
I have an upcoming stay at Ocean Pointe and when they called to sign me up for a tour, they mentioned they were pondering making the gift be a fitted hat. I told them it might be tough to figure out the hat sizes of 59,000 different people. If a pinhead showed up, they’d have to be on top of that.
 
Fasttr said:
At my last presentation, the wonderfully truthful salesperson said a MVC in NY City was coming soon. I can’t wait for that. I hear swimming in the East River is great for the back. Four hours in that chop and I’d be a full inch taller.
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can you imagine what those matresses would smell like?
watch out for Neumann! Cannonball!
 
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Fasttr said:
I have an upcoming stay at Ocean Pointe and when they called to sign me up for a tour, they mentioned they were pondering making the gift be a fitted hat. I told them it might be tough to figure out the hat sizes of 59,000 different people. If a pinhead showed up, they’d have to be on top of that.
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Urban sombrerros?
 
Sorry for my lengthy gap in posting....I went to see Chunnel at the Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway. It certainly was an odd call to Movie Phone though. :shrug:
 
I've never been offered points for attending presentations-- only certificates good at certain restaurants and maybe a small gift of sorts. How have you gotten MR points? I think I'd rather have points if that was a possibly.
 
Fasttr said:
Sorry for my lengthy gap in posting....I went to see Chunnel at the Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway. It certainly was an odd call to Movie Phone though. :shrug:
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Did you stop off at Papaya King to get a hotdog before the show or did you just pick one up at the concession stand? It's a perfectly sane food!
 
Fasttr said:
Sorry for my lengthy gap in posting....I went to see Chunnel at the Lowes Paragon, 84th and Broadway. It certainly was an odd call to Movie Phone though. :shrug:
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Why don't you just tell me the movie you want to see
 
Fasttr said:
At my last presentation, the wonderfully truthful salesperson said a MVC in NY City was coming soon. I can’t wait for that. I hear swimming in the East River is great for the back. Four hours in that chop and I’d be a full inch taller.
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A recent rumor I heard was the the Vandlay Vacation Club, in order to kickstart interest in timeshare ownership in NYC will offer a new innovative timeshare sales presentation. They will be offering a presentation which takes part on the J. Petermann reality bus tour hosted by Cosmo Kramer, aka the "real J. Petermann". During the tour, Cosmo will be pointing out potential properties which may or not be added to the trust. Snacks to provided will include muffin stumps provided by "Top of the Muffin!!!!!!! To You!!!!!!!
 
jont said:
A recent rumor I heard was the the Vandlay Vacation Club, in order to kickstart interest in timeshare ownership in NYC will offer a new innovative timeshare sales presentation. They will be offering a presentation which takes part on the J. Petermann reality bus tour hosted by Cosmo Kramer, aka the "real J. Petermann". During the tour, Cosmo will be pointing out potential properties which may or not be added to the trust. Snacks to provided will include muffin stumps provided by "Top of the Muffin!!!!!!! To You!!!!!!!
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I heard that guy was wanted as the Smog Strangler.
 
jont said:
aka Steven Snell
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If only Murphy Brown knew how successful he would be at Kramerica Industries, intern and all.
 
Fasttr said:
If only Murphy Brown knew how successful he would be at Kramerica Industries, intern and all.
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and with Darin's help we're gonna get that chicken.
 
When he listened to his katra....he could certainly dominate the dojo.
 
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

That's all I've got.
 
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