Stay At Home Humor

[DaveNV]

I need some additional options on the Like menu. There’s giggle, then there’s LOL, and then there’s “laughing so hard that tears come to my eyes and I have DH read it and he laughs loudly too.”

You really found a treasure trove of funnies, didn’t you?

Thank you for enjoying these. I enjoy posting them.

There is a humor group on Facebook I read, and I save off the jokes I think Tuggers will enjoy. Every so often I realize I've accumulated a fair amount, so I post them here. My entire goal is to bring a smile to the faces of my Tugger friends. I'm delighted you found such pleasure in what I've shared here.

The two jokes you've quoted made me smile a lot. But picturing the horror on Mildred's face when she realizes what Frank has done is priceless. I "know" people like her, which is why the joke is extra-funny.

There's "HaHa Funny," and then there's "PMP Funny." That's "Peed My Pants Funny." You can decide.

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[DebBrown]

Some of you are old enough to understand why this is a perfect meme.

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Herbie!

 

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Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed Fontenot, the father-to-be, a lantern and said, "Here. You hold dis high so I can see what I'm doing cher."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put dat lantern down. I think dere's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.

"Hold dat lantern up, don't set it down, dere's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.

"Don't put down dat lantern, it seems dere's yet another one a coming!" cried the doctor.

Fontenot scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "Doc, you tink it might be da light dat's attractin' dem?"

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Your Halloween Groaner...

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When your neighbor's Chihuahua makes it in Show Business...

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Absolutely true at my house.

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I'll just leave this here...

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[pedro47]

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This situation I do not understand. Is it that hard to find a man in 2020?

 

[DaveNV]

This situation I do not understand. Is it that hard to find a man in 2020?

A lot of people these days "meet" people online first. It's easier and cheaper than wasting time and money going out in public and taking your chances. But a lot of people adopt a fake persona online, which is why this meme is a rather funny joke.

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