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Stay At Home Humor
- Thread starter Ken555
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Tank
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Ralph Sir Edward
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Of course, if you do too many stupid things while you're young, you'll never get old enough to laugh at them. . .
Tank
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Tank
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I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.
I wasn’t suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn’t cut it as a barber.
I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded.
Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.
Dave
I wasn’t suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn’t cut it as a barber.
I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded.
Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.
DaveRalph Sir Edward
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Guy races into a bar looking very flustered and says to the bartender,"Quick, give me a shot of your finest Scotch before the trouble starts!"
The guy downs the scotch in a single gulp and glancing nervously towards the doors says, "Quick, give me another shot of your finest Scotch before the trouble starts!"
The guy downs that Scotch too and says, "Quick, another shot before the trouble starts!"
The barman pauses and says, "Ok but I need you to pay for the other shots first."
The guy looks the barman in the eye and says, "It looks like the trouble has started..."
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Dave
The guy downs the scotch in a single gulp and glancing nervously towards the doors says, "Quick, give me another shot of your finest Scotch before the trouble starts!"
The guy downs that Scotch too and says, "Quick, another shot before the trouble starts!"
The barman pauses and says, "Ok but I need you to pay for the other shots first."
The guy looks the barman in the eye and says, "It looks like the trouble has started..."
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Dave
Tank
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Tank
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Tank
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Tank
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This is one that must be shared for all married men. LOL
T_R_Oglodyte
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God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a p***s. The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"
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