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T_R_Oglodyte

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Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares:

Peter Marshall: "Historians say that King Henry the 8th had Ann Boleyn beheaded because she couldn't do one particular thing. What?"

Paul Lynde: "Convince Henry the 8th he was Henry the 1st."
 
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BJRSanDiego

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About 10 years ago I had the BEST (post retirement) job. I fed my neighbor friend's horses and chickens. I would bring the horses treats and they loved to see me. One time as I was feeding the two horses, I looked up the hill and saw a 3rd horse (my friend only had two) with petunias in its mouth and it came galloping down the hill to me - - probably to get fed. It came into the small 8 x 12 feed shed with me. The other two horses got jealous knowing that the visiting horse was in the building where their food came from. I made some calls and we relocated the visiting horse to its owners.

BTW, my "pay" was my interaction with the horses plus a bunch of fresh eggs. At one time, I was in charge of 800 engineering employees. I got more satisfaction out of feeding the horses and chickens. Ha ha.
 

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