Stay At Home Humor

[TheHolleys87]

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Reminds me of the issues I have with DH labeling the cords connecting all our electronics!

 

[DaveNV]

Reminds me of the issues I have with DH labeling the cords connecting all our electronics!

Wait - doesn't everybody do this??

Dave

 

[TheHolleys87]

Wait - doesn't everybody do this??

Dave

According to DH, of course when I look at the back of the TV all the cords to the sound system, DVR, cable box, etc. should be neatly labeled TV! That way I know they should be attached to the TV. And the other end of each cord will confirm that it’s plugged in to the right component, too. Reminds me of the drivers who turn on their blinker when they’re halfway through their turn, to confirm that they’re turning on purpose.

Thank goodness we’re slowly switching more and more to wireless - fewer cords to label!

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

Where would they take them? There's no place.

 

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[Talent312]

Thank goodness we’re slowly switching more and more to wireless - fewer cords to label!

At this point, I've got better things to do than
update my 80's legacy system. Maybe one day...
.

 

[DaveNV]

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[Brett]

 

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[b2bailey]

These are actual complaints received by a holiday company from dissatisfied customers:

• 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
• 2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
• 3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
• 4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
• 5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
• 6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
• 7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
• 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
• 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
• 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
• 11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
• 12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
• 13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
• 14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
• 15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
• 16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
• 17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
• 18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
• 19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

Must ask -- is this for real?

 

[DaveNV]

Must ask -- is this for real?

Do you read Trip Adviser reviews? They easily could be.

My favorite is #12.

Dave

 

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[T_R_Oglodyte]

My golf instructor is putting up with my bad putting.

The coffee beans that I ground fell on the ground.

Football will convert the rules about the 2-point convert.

The lawyers are having a contest who can contest the deceased person's will.

That schedule will conflict with my conflict of interest lawsuit.

The dos and don'ts of operating Microsoft DOS.

He moped about not being able to drive his moped.

The rebel would always rebel against his parents.

Did you insert that insert into the magazine?

Heard in the corral. "Sarah - go help your Uncle Jack off his horse."

 

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