Stay At Home Humor

[Luanne]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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Mae West - I was Snow White, but I drifted.

 

[emeryjre]

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."

The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly."

"Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."

 

[Luanne]

Took me a couple of seconds to get this one.

 

[plpgma]

Took me a couple of seconds to get this one.

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Got it!

 

[Ty1on]

Got it!

I had to cheat and google the lyric.

 

[PrairieGirl]

 

[PrairieGirl]

 

[AJCts411]

 

[AJCts411]

 

[clifffaith]

I had to cheat and google the lyric.

I knew who the man was, but until you said “lyric” I didn’t get it. Thanks for the hint!

 

[Ralph Sir Edward]

 

[pedro47]

Took me a couple of seconds to get this one.

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I finally got it.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

 

[Luanne]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

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I always used my foot to hit the kill switch. My shoe then insulated against both the electric shock and the heat coming off the cooling fins below the switch.

 

[Tank]

I like his humor

 

[spirit1]

I finally got it.

Can someone take pity on me and explain. I don't get it.

 

[tombanjo]

It's Ted Danson, and he's in the Street.

Callin' out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat
Summer's here and the time is right

 

[Tank]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Talent312]

It's Ted Danson, and he's in the Street.

To be specific... Danson is "dancing" (or Danson)... in the street.
... Petty lame, actually.