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T_R_Oglodyte
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Cleaning out my sister's basement. Finding lots of neat furniture in good shape surprisingly. But I’m selling this set if anyone is interested.
$500 obo. Leather is in great shape, no dings or scratches in the wood.
Well made.
I know what I have.
No lowballers.
$500 obo. Leather is in great shape, no dings or scratches in the wood.
Well made.
I know what I have.
No lowballers.
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A cell phone rings in a crowded men's locker room. The man answers the call on Speaker.
Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall and I just saw this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Can I have it?
Man: "Sure!"
Woman: "Oh, I just stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw one i really liked. Can i have it?
Man "How much is it?"
Woman: "$90,000."
Man: "Well, if it's that much, I want it with all the features."
Woman: "Of course! One more thing. I just finished talking to Sarah, and the house I wanted is
back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
Man: "Okay, make an offer for $900,000. If they don't take it, offer them the extra 80k, if that's what you really want."
Woman: "Thank you so much honey! I love you, bye!"
Man: "Love you too, bye."
The man hung up. Everyone in the locker room was staring at him in astonishment. He calmly looked around and asked,
"Okay, whose phone is this?"
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Dave
Man: "Hello?"
Woman: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall and I just saw this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Can I have it?
Man: "Sure!"
Woman: "Oh, I just stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw one i really liked. Can i have it?
Man "How much is it?"
Woman: "$90,000."
Man: "Well, if it's that much, I want it with all the features."
Woman: "Of course! One more thing. I just finished talking to Sarah, and the house I wanted is
back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
Man: "Okay, make an offer for $900,000. If they don't take it, offer them the extra 80k, if that's what you really want."
Woman: "Thank you so much honey! I love you, bye!"
Man: "Love you too, bye."
The man hung up. Everyone in the locker room was staring at him in astonishment. He calmly looked around and asked,
"Okay, whose phone is this?"
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That's some hard relish!
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