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DaveNV

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One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end
of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down,
and immediately hand in their tests.

The young man kept writing furiously, although he was warned that if he
did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning,
finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor.
The instructor told him he would not accept it.

The student asked, “Do you know who I am?”

The professor said, “No, and I don’t care.”

The student asked again, “Are you sure you don’t know who I am?”

The professor again said No. So the student walked over to the pile of tests,
placed his in the middle, then threw the stack of papers in the air.

“Good,” he said, and walked out.

He passed.

************************************

:D Dave
 

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What does it say about me if I see nothing but black lines.
 
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:D Dave
 

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Men who are too smart to fall for catfishing attacks are so sexy. I get so turned on thinking about how clever they are and how they’d never fall for obvious scams. DM me and I’ll show you exactly how…
 
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