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Did you see there's a male-voiced alternative to Alexa named Ziggy? I think the name was supposed to be more androgynous, but it must have been picked by someone too young to remember

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although, to be honest, I'm not exactly sure of Ziggy's sex.
 

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Did you see there's a male-voiced alternative to Alexa named Ziggy? I think the name was supposed to be more androgynous, but it must have been picked by someone too young to remember

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although, to be honest, I'm not exactly sure of Ziggy's sex.

As a male he will have a hard enough life ,,,
It’s a male
 

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Not to be outdone, this year's Kona event will also feature an Iron Woman Competition.

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Not really 'funny-ha-ha' But meanwhile in Saudi Arabia a prince buys 80 seats for his falcons. . .

Lemme guess, for their meal, they chose chicken.
 

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A wise man is talking to God & asks
"Lord, why did you make women so beautiful?"

The Lord responds
"So you would love them..."

The wise man ponders the answer for a few seconds & then asks
"Okay, well, why did you make them so dumb?"

The Lord replies
"So they would love you..."

*******************************************

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Check your vision!

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A wise man is talking to God & asks
"Lord, why did you make women so beautiful?"

The Lord responds
"So you would love them..."

The wise man ponders the answer for a few seconds & then asks
"Okay, well, why did you make them so dumb?"

The Lord replies
"So they would love you..."

*******************************************

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To counteract:
Women have so many faults but men have only two-
Everything they say and everything they do!

DH has happily shared your story many times to my unhappiness!
 

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