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Stay At Home Humor

DaveNV

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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as
they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.

The wife said, "Where are you? You know we have lots to do."

He said, "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years
ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not
afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up.
"Yes," she replied through her tears. "I do remember that shop."

"Well, I'm in the gun shop next door to that."

***************************************

:D. Dave
 
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reminded me of my sister in law gave us socks one year
A SOCK for me and a SOCK for 5 others
That’s a six pack
She bought a 6 pack and gave us each
1 pair - wrapped. She was a little slow , and I raazed her every year for the full set.
She died last year , this made me smile
 

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As a child, I hated clothes as a Christmas present. "Eww, yuck."
These days, DW and I buy ourselves clothes and give them to the other to wrap.
On Christmas day, we act surprised and say, "Oh, wow! It's what I wanted!"
 
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