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DaveNV said:
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VERY INTERESTING FACTS ! !
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered
and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as
maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle
have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole
is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

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"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


(Admit it - you laughed. :D)

Dave
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I think this takes the cake for being “BEST GROANER”
 
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Smiling at the memories. :D

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DEAR SANTA,
Thanks for delivering when I was a boy:
The crayons, the slinky, the odd tinker toy.
An egg-full of Silly Putty, those orange walkie talkies,
and that rad jigsaw puzzle of the Canadian Rockies.
The label maker, swim fins, tricycle in red,
the flannel pajamas for dashing to bed.
Now I'm adulting, no longer a pup...
and all I could ask for is socks that stay up.

:D Dave
 
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