PerryM
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The Godfather...
Scene opens with the theme from "The Godfather" playing:
-Knock on Front Door of Nephew's home -
Godfather's Nephew:
"Godfather, Godfather I haven't seen you for 10 years - it's good to see you"
Godfather:
"You're my favorite nephew and I'm here to make you an offer you can't refuse"
Nephew:
"But Godfather, I paid off your loanshark's 14.99% loan after 10 years and am free and clear now"
- Camera Focuses in on Godfather's Marlon Brando like face -
Godfather:
"Yea, that's the problem kid - I need more than $1,000 a year from you"
Nephew:
"What do I get from you and how much will it cost my family?"
Godfather:
"I'm gonna let you stay in your used house for $1,500 and $99 extra a year"
Nephew:
"But what kind of deal is that?"
Godfather:
"It's protection money kid - I'll make sure nobody takes over your house while you're on vacation at the Jersey Shore at your timeshare".
Nephew:
"Thanks Godfather, you're my favorite Godfather and here's the deed to my house - you do what's best for me"
Godfather:
"Hey, I'm always look'n out for my favorite nephew."
- Scene ends with nephew's family eating spaghetti around the dinner table -
Nephew:
"Thanks to Godfather's generosity we have to decide - do we not pay the mortgage payment, car payment, and health-care payment, or eat dog food this month?"
- Scene fades to black as little Tony, the Nephew's son, getting out the can opener -
Scene opens with the theme from "The Godfather" playing:
-Knock on Front Door of Nephew's home -
Godfather's Nephew:
"Godfather, Godfather I haven't seen you for 10 years - it's good to see you"
Godfather:
"You're my favorite nephew and I'm here to make you an offer you can't refuse"
Nephew:
"But Godfather, I paid off your loanshark's 14.99% loan after 10 years and am free and clear now"
- Camera Focuses in on Godfather's Marlon Brando like face -
Godfather:
"Yea, that's the problem kid - I need more than $1,000 a year from you"
Nephew:
"What do I get from you and how much will it cost my family?"
Godfather:
"I'm gonna let you stay in your used house for $1,500 and $99 extra a year"
Nephew:
"But what kind of deal is that?"
Godfather:
"It's protection money kid - I'll make sure nobody takes over your house while you're on vacation at the Jersey Shore at your timeshare".
Nephew:
"Thanks Godfather, you're my favorite Godfather and here's the deed to my house - you do what's best for me"
Godfather:
"Hey, I'm always look'n out for my favorite nephew."
- Scene ends with nephew's family eating spaghetti around the dinner table -
Nephew:
"Thanks to Godfather's generosity we have to decide - do we not pay the mortgage payment, car payment, and health-care payment, or eat dog food this month?"
- Scene fades to black as little Tony, the Nephew's son, getting out the can opener -
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