I did not write this - it was in the comments about the Costco Rotisserie Chicken in an article about 2 weeks ago. The person that created it did a great job.......
In the aisles of Costco, oh what a sight,
The rotisserie chicken, once wrapped up so tight,
Now sits in a bag, all floppy and sad,
And I can’t help but think, “This is truly quite bad!”
"I do not like Costco chicken in a bag,
I do not like it, not one little snag.
I used to grab a whole bird, golden and hot,
But now it’s all squished, like a chicken in a pot.
The bag is too flimsy, it leaks and it drips,
And my car smells like poultry, oh the horror it grips!
I miss the old days, when the packaging was neat,
Now it’s like they’re serving chicken defeat.
So here’s my plea to Costco, oh mighty store,
Bring back the old way, I implore!
Give us back our rotisserie chicken delight,
And let it soar free, in its original flight."
(copilot's "Green Eggs and Ham" version of Costco chicken beef)